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Wait, it's real????? I thought it was one of those satirical articles!
I literally laughed out loud. This is perfect.
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I’m waiting for a map that’s terrible, where are they?
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Y’all can’t say capitalism isn’t evil. The reason why all these food outbreaks are happening is because Trump lowered the FDA restrictions for food safety and all the companies rushed to not do shit to keep food safe. You can’t divorce all these food recalls from the fact that they will cut cornor sand make everyone sick if there wasn’t government laws saying otherwise.
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It’s really easy to conflate incompetence with a political system. Just as easy to conflate it with capitalism as communism, or any other. I see it for all of them on this site.
If you don’t think the American political system is geared towards the defense of capitalism and that corporations are capitalist and will continue to treat workers and consumers like shit for the sake of profits, idk what to tell you
Like Trump removing Obama era red tape wasn’t incompetence it was explicitly done to benefit companies. Trump says this repeatedly and it did. Without the restricts and regulations, companies cut safety corners legally with this as the results. It’s not incompetence but a very clear line drawn between less regulations for corporations leading to more safety risks for consumers. like this is a very bold line that has been known since the industrial revolution, corporations will do anything to cut production costs and increase profits even if it’s bad for workers and consumers. They have to be forced to do safety procedures and when they aren’t forced to do it, they won’t as seen here.
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I’m proud of him and I hope he’s proud of himself too
john mulaney and pancakes
ok SO john mulaney has a new live show on the netflicks (the comeback kid) and i was lucky enough to see him do this act live in milwaukee this summer!!! but the recorded show is missing something special
so summer in milwaukee is known for being like. comically humid. disgustingly, oppressively humid. ‘can’t tell the difference between being downtown and being literally submerged in lake michigan’ humid
and poor john mulaney was wearing a nice-looking but also very warm suit. so once about every 10-20 minutes he would pause whatever spiel he was on, wipe his forehead, flutter his jacket about, regret his fashion choices and ask what was wrong with us that we don’t properly air condition our venues
about halfway through the show, a woman in one of the front rows stood up and started to walk out so in classic mulaney fashion he razzed her that she couldn’t take the heat either and asked her to bring him a pepsi - she didn’t break stride (i would try to play it cool too if over a thousand people were suddenly watching me get razzed by mulaney)
as soon as she was out of the theatre, he turned his mic off and started yelling to those of us who were still in there
“okay guys, we’re going to play a little prank on her! can everyone hear me? WE’RE GOING TO PLAY A PRANK! at some point later in the show i’m going to say ‘you know what they say in milwaukee!!’ and you’re all going to wave your arm around like this’ - he jauntily waved his arm with his first finger outstretched, like an 80 year old man doing the charleston - ‘and you will all shout ‘gimme some PANcakes!!!’’
we did a few rehearsals of this until he was satisfied, and he turned his mic back on and continued with his act
a few minutes later the woman walked back through the theatre but passed her row, walked all the way up to the stage, and set a can of pepsi at mulaney’s feet. he stopped, mouth agape for a moment and touched his chest. ‘is this really for me?’ he asked. ‘did i ask you for pepsi? i have no idea why i would do that, i hate pepsi.’ he thanked her sincerely several times, and when she turned his back to him to return to her seat, he made frantic ‘kill’ motions across his throat to signal to us that the prank was off
he continued to lament the heat for the rest of his act, eventually lost the jacket and drank the gifted pepsi, grimacing cartoonishly every time. at the very end of the night he thanked us for being a great audience, thanked the woman in particular for her kindness, and triumphantly said ‘BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IN MILWAUKEE!!!’ and 1 very generous women was hopelessly confused when 1299 people shouted ‘GIMME SOME PANCAKES!!!!!’
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We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
ppl on facebook sarcastically saying “well why don’t we do 40 year background checks on EVERYONE in congress?? there’d be nobody left!1!!”
…..that’s a great idea, let’s do that!!
Yeah, like, if we got rid of all the pedophiles and rapists and racists and replaced them with good people, how does anyone have a problem with it?
I legit had someone unfriend me after they shared that post and I was like yeah, let’s do that!
Seriously though. If you did a forty year background check on me, you’d find lots of immaturity and stupidity, but you wouldn’t find any sexual assaults or attempted rapes because I’m a decent fucking human being.
Like, this is… not a hot take? This is seriously just keeping abusers out of positions of power. How does anyone have a problem with that??!?
Bear 409, aka Beadnose, defeated Bear 747 to be crowned fattest in the land for the second time. All hail.
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