Elly

19 • England

[1980vibes]

don’t share your favorite songs with wrong people

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[stumbleonhometomycats]

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

[thebootydiaries]

Please don’t appropriate uwu culture if you can’t even “h-hewwo…? is anybody thewe? I’m…scawwed…OwO” properly, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is

[help-me-stepbro]

pwease dont appwopwiate uwu culture if you can’t even “h-hewwo…? is anybody thewe? I’m…scawwed…OwO” pwopely, it’s weally insensitive and we’re alweady expewiencing enough intolewance and oppwes-

[thebootydiaries]

hmm……..much to think about………

[asobaroryuu]

Hummf……mush twowo tink ahbowt……

[thebootydiaries]

hmmm……………………

[pyotr-ilyich-daddy]

hwww……………..

[spaghetl-blog]

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

[thebootydiaries]

just think before you post please

[satanstrousers]

Thanks mom.

[aarronoconner]

[v3lv3t3lvis]

a very informational flowchart

[ekjohnston]

this is beautiful

[transgambit]

me at disneyland: *taps mickeys shoulder* yo ricky rat where the fast passes for mickeys dick smasher

mickey: *muffled sobbing as he shows me a hidden door under the walt statue*

[whistlepigxxx]

“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”

[princessflorida]

literally the only math class i would ever look forward to

[plvtarch]

he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the yearbook had him recreate the picture

[first-day-of-summer]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[madisonsarchive]

[memecage]

[bluedogeyes]

[heatherm00ch-deactivated2013102]

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

[nikthestrange101]

THIS IS WHERE THE MEME CAME FROM

[jkl-fff]

Seriously, though, the French LOVED Edgar Allan Poe, thanks in particular to Jules Verne.

He even wrote a sequel to Poe’s only novel, and numerous essays about how great an author Poe was.

By all accounts, Poe (who lived a penniless life in the US) really *was* baffled by all of this.

[tinas-belcher]

me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: …10 years ago my brain

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[under-the-arch]