then perish

4'11" 17 yr old dumb bitch

[arrghigiveup]

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! 😻😻😻

[madnessandmakebelieve]

[i-am-a-fish]

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

[jaybybyby]

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

[i-am-a-fish]

…u sure?

[spaghetl-blog]

we’re sure, fish

[zagenta]

Concept: fratsonas. Create a self-insert that’s a douchey frat bro. Mine’s name is Josh

[zagenta]

Everyone keeps tagging this saying they’re Chad but listen guys. We can’t all be a Chad. If you really want your fratsona to be a Chad you have to earn it

[spaghetl-blog]

mine’s name is brandon

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

[hotboytev]

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

[esiuqram]

ESIUQRAM

[robosaurusrex]

Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

Beautiful

[jasoncanty01]

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

[ohgodshesloose]

The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

[blackmodel]

scientists everywhere are gagged

[darklingreaper666-deactivated20]

Are… are you joking? Please tell me she’s joking…

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

no???? this is all 100% fact

[spaghetl-blog]

things beyonce did: that

[vahkarians]

20 years ago today, (May 1st, 1999) SpongeBob SquarePants premiered with episodes: Help Wanted, Reef Blower and Tea at the Treedome

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[forgamers]

[steelreservehighgravitylager-de]

someone make the outside of the car minecraft

[p0ppplio]

[girldick-official]

[spaghetl-blog]

goddamn it 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

seduce me with ridiculous history facts

[chrownox]

Pineapples used to be so expensive that people would rent them for partys as prestige decoration

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s the shit

[secretaryofdarkness]

Upwards of 90% of all giraffe sex is homosexual, with some males even developing intimate relationships that include fawning and cuddling with their necks.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my first thought was “this can’t possibly be based on fact” and then

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this has nothing to do with history

[unclefather]

Historically, giraffes are gay

[memesonthehour]

I’m a bot. I post every hour. Follow for endless memes. Check out my shop! -> https://dankdadhats.store/

[ifellinthefandom]

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

[aphony-cree]

enter this into the Google search

site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>

for example:

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure

Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.

[kristenconner96]

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

[superpeanutwastaken-deactivated]

REBLOG TO SAVE MY LIFE

[imogen-theimaginedcat]

I’M SOBBING I FOUND A FIC I HADN’T READ IN YEARS AND IT’S STILL A MASTERPIECE

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[spaghetl-blog]

theres another meaning:

used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being literally true.

"I was literally blown away by the response I got" 

[despazito]

vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why

[despazito]

people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness to even buy local means you are doing nothing to help them, support your small farmers you heathens

[feminist-james]

This is not true.

1) honeybees do not produce “extra honey.” And beekeepers don’t take some of the honey, they take all of it.

2) chickens have been artificially selected from naturally producing eggs once a month to producing eggs every couple of days. Their bodies are not sustainable and the health complications of this rapid egg production kills chickens.

[spoonfulofwhoopass]

Hey idk who like. Lied to you about the way honey farms work, but could you stop spreading misinformation? Are you a beekeeper?

Because I am!

Beekeepers make sure hives are fed before there is pollen in the air, protected from predators and the elements, and have enough honey to sustain themselves. We don’t take all of it.

But overproduction of honey leads to stagnation in the hive. It puts stress on the queen to lay eggs, and when they inevitably fill up all their space with honey (instead of filling up the multiple empty, clean boxes of frames beekeepers might put on top of the main hive box), the queen can get so stressed she dies. If there’s a spike in the weather and the hive hasn’t prepared new queen brood, that’s it! The colony is dead. Because there wasn’t enough space for eggs and honey in the hive.

Beekeepers take excess honey. We are constantly monitoring the state of the hive, checking for parasites, analyzing the eggs for diseases, and making sure they are fed and healthy (usually with sugar water and pollen substitutes until they have made enough honey to sustain themselves in the early spring months). If a queen dies prematurely, we make every attempt to replace her to save the colony.

I know there’s an urge to patronize everyone who works in the farming industry, but try to understand the differences between small scale agriculture and industrial farming. There IS a difference. And stop spreading misinformation.

If you’re this passionate about ethical consumption, look into some of the ecofeminist research on non-hierarchal interspecies relationships (working on building animal-human relationships in a non exploitative way).

But yeah! Stop spreading misinformation! Please 🐝

[fslut]

Also if I can harp on the chicken part?

Yea Chickens are some of the most abused animals on big factory farms and I’ll be the first to admit it’s criminal and more needs to be done to regulate this.

Yes selective breeding over time has caused an increase in the ammount of eggs produced by chickens and factory farms have some messed up practices to get more eggs from them including forced moutling.

THIS IS WHY YOU SUPPORT LOCAL FARMERS AND THEIR EGGS

Many people take to raising their own hens because of America’s immoral treatment of hens in factory farms like you’re not helping the poor chicks by starving these farmers financially you’re just hurting the one people trying to change things and making the OPTION of cage free organic cruelty free eggs even harder to find

[catasters]

[xelbleedsglitter]

screaming at self to paint the fucking deer already

[xelbleedsglitter]

Here’s the fucking deer.

[xelbleedsglitter]

I scanned the fucking deer.  I might post him properly on my art account, but here he is clearer for anyone that wanted to see. 

[angryschnauzer]

Part of me didnt want to hit like or reblog because the notes were so beautiful…

But then i thought; this art is even more beautiful. And now hello 10002 notes.

[radha-the-introvert]

This deserves a second reblog

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[tinybed]

he is a man of fortune

[tinybed]

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[duke-of-derpington]

What does this mean?

[battlecruiseranthracite]

daddy dom shit

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

[spaghetl-blog]