For the Feels

Your friendly neighborhood Ace. My name is Morgan, and I'm 31. Living in Iowa. Currently rolling thru TAZ. Haven't had a thought in years

[elmosaurus-rex]

Everyone is doing to congratulate you for your weight loss. No one is going to tell you that you will still hate yourself in the end.

[elmosaurus-rex]

I literally had the thought that when I drink alone I really wanna just koala someone. Then I remembered I kept hugging a stranger at a bar at new years because she was just so pretty. So...

[elmosaurus-rex]

"I just want to talk, I just want to talk," I say as I don't say anything else as I lay or sit on your lap and hug you after one adult drink

[elmosaurus-rex]

Tumblr updates have always been a bit weird. Like. Remember when we had to give ourselves messages? Like. They weren't out for everyone and for someone to get it, you literally had to spread it to them like an STD

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hungry-hyena]

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[elmosaurus-rex]

Do you ever just... Want to talk to someone so bad so when you do you just find the one thing you think it's ok to send or talk to them about without bothering them and then feel so so happy and then they send you the thing they know you love and you just ... Pretend you don't so they say you do so you can say you do? Like? What kind of Hallmark??

[stonedtrek]

I can’t believe Star Trek predicted gay clubwear

[elmosaurus-rex]

I'm branching out and cooking new things or home cooking more. And my thought today was "Wow, I'm good wife practicing" not even ironically or in a meme way. Just. I wanna be cool for someone? I won't even think about all the eggs I'm putting into this basket im hoping for. I just... leave that side blank and be the cool wife me.

[crazy-brazilian]

[crazy-brazilian]

[rubybelladonna]

DON’T you ever forget about my fav image in the world

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

hey so uh I did the math and. what year is it

[goodtobealunatic]

Just wanted to add to this given the latest news:

[quiet-doll]

[blindchat]

Happy Birthday Y’all 

Someone shoot bbc to make sure they stay down

[assiraphales]

in my town over zealous church ppl hand out pamphlets on halloween to tricker treaters instead of candy and somehow make going to hell seem lit. like fuck ya I believe in evolution fuck ya I wanna go where all my buddies r

[elmosaurus-rex]

I got the same thing, but they only knocked on my door in the neighborhood. I had my pride flag out.

But you missed one of the sassiest reapers I've ever seen

[americiumam]

calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

[americiumam]

hail, bestie! what news of the northern realms hath you to deliver!

[thecodyagenda]

absolute vibes my esteemed friend!

[the-ginger-hedge-witch]

Praise kink? Do I have a praise kink? *Laughs* Sir, I was an honors student…Of course, I do.

[chongoblog]

*says 2022 with the same cadence as Scooby Dooby Doo*

[chongoblog]