Elocinn

My little corner on the internet.

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[cowgirljessiefan-deactivated202]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38338816/chapters/162537976

New angsty fluffly chapter is UP!

I pulled inspiration from @rain1940's AMAZING artwork "The Only Weakness" which is one of my absolute, all time favorites! Make sure you give her a follow and check out her other works!

Hope y'all enjoy!

[gh0st-c0mpany]

Guide To The Grand Army Of The Republic (Star Wars Insider 84, 2005)

[that1strangedapple]

Yesssss!!!!! I needed this

[multifandomgirl15]

A moment of silence for all the animators who worked on the Aang movie cause I would’ve crashed out

[elocinn]

Facebook

[lepidopoda]

our friends make us brave

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[jayalaw]

I need good news. So tired

[jadis17]

I would like to see the crabs dance

[why-did-you-reblogblog]

Why did you reblog?

POTATO PLEASE HELP ME BROTHER

guide the holy potato to other souls

other (share with class?)

Voting ended onJan 24

[dduane]

Heads up if you're a sewing hobbyist...

Buy those patterns you've been thinking about while you still can.

Parent Company of the Big 4 Sewing Pattern Brands Sold to a Liquidator - Craft Industry Alliance

The legacy sewing pattern brands Simplicity, Butterick, McCalls, and Vogue, commonly referred to as the Big 4, have been sold to a liquidato

[schadenfreudessa]

[ladylucksrogue]

Hullo! I have a holiday drabble request!

Numbers 11, 14, or 21. Or a combo. Or whatever you like with those.

Rexsoka. Prefer Hurt/comfort, Established relationship. Timeline or universe doesn’t matter, just not a modern AU. SFW or NSFW.

Sorry, not really a cheery request because I’m too much of a sucker for h/c with this ship.

Happy Holidays to you!!

Thank you for the request! I love hurt comfort with these two too, so you have come to the right place!

He Didn't Come

Prompt/Setting:   He didn’t come and Too many people.  Set some time post order 66.

Pairing:  Rexsoka

Rating: T

Content Warning: none

She had picked the corner table. Same one as last time.

It was dark, partially obscured by a wall. Her hood stayed up, elbows on the table, drink untouched in front of her.

First it had been juice. Then soda water, something to hold, something to look like she belonged here in the dingy bar. After the third hour though she’d ordered something stronger. 

He was supposed to be here by now.

That thought had come and gone, over and over. Time didn’t move in bars like this. The lights never changed, and the music never got better. Faces came and went but really it was all much of the same.

A fourth hour passed. Then a fifth.

She checked her comm again. There hadn’t been a message, not since the last one, six days ago. He’d confirmed the rendezvous, even signed off with the little smiley.

She blinked hard and finished the rest of her drink.

Six hours.

She caught the bartender watching her again, a rough-looking woman with a face like leather and sharp eyes. Must be a sight if even the bartender in an Outer Rim bar was looking at you with something resembling sympathy. That alone made Ahsoka stand. Her legs were a little unsteady.

She slipped out the door with her hood still up.  The streets were a blur of light and shouting and movement. Too many voices. Too much noise and too many people.  It was a spaceport town, always something going on. She moved on instinct more than anything else, feet carrying her toward the edge of town, further and further until the noise behind her faded.

There was one place out here that wasn’t awful. An old tree, gnarled and crooked with bark so pale it almost glowed in the dark. It looked like it had been standing there for a thousand years. Maybe it had somehow survived a whole city growing around it.

She tried to focus on the tree, not the walk that had led her to find it nearly a year ago.  Definitely not who she had been with.

Something had drawn her to it the first time she’d seen it.  Like there was something special about it, something familiar when she lay her hand on the smooth bark. She didn’t try to reach for the Force to confirm her suspicions.  That was too dangerous, but under her hand, she felt that little hum that was so close and familiar, it almost hurt.

It was another kind of ache, layered on the one she was trying to ignore.

He hadn’t come.

He had reasons.  She was sure of it.  It was probably nothing.  There were always missions gone long or issues with ships.

He could be undercover somewhere.  He could be anywhere.  Or…he could be dead, and that was just the reality of it wasn’t it?

The thought twisted hard.

Her throat tightened. She closed her eyes. Breathed in the dry air and tried to let go the emotion like she’d been taught but there was something persistent about this one, one that had a vice grip on her chest.

She thought of his hand against her back, the sound of his laugh, the warmth of his arms around her in some stolen room. The way they held on, when they could. The way they never said goodbye.

A sound broke the stillness, loud and sudden and she pivoted, reaching out of instinct for a weapon that wasn’t there at her belt.

A figure in a cloak was running toward her, breathless, a pack slung over one shoulder.  She watched as they drew closer, disbelief warring with relief.

“‘Soka—” he gasped, coming up short, words spilling out. “I tried to get word out, I swear. We were delayed—”

She was already moving.  She crashed into him, arms around his neck, and he caught her. She didn’t wait, didn’t think as her mouth found his, desperate to feel that he was very much alive and every terrible thought she had conjured up in six hours was a lie.

He kissed her back just as fiercely.

He leaned his forehead against hers, breath still catching. “I figured if you weren’t at the bar, you’d come here.”

“Waited 6 hours.”

He held her tighter, his nose brushing hers by way of apology.

For now, it was just the two of them, uncaring who saw them in that clearing on the edge of a town no one cared about.  The galaxy could, just for this one moment, hold its breath.

[blignick]

[reginaldqueribundus]

stuff they actually let happen on Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine

Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage

Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype

Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason

Zombie episode

They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him

Some senator had a sex robot

All the Twi’leks had French accents

Ahsoka got hunted for sport

Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady

Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches

Hondo Ohnaka

Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia

0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob

Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries

Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile

Jar Jar killed a guy

ASDLSFKSLKFSJDKLSJ

sorry for the long post but I just want to thank everyone for these tags. I’m shaking. Thank you so much.

[derpymidnight]

palpatine staged his own kidnapping like some sort of kink service

[reginaldqueribundus]

— tags via wellsbering

I mean… yeah

[stealthetrees]

Jabbas cousin ran off with a stripper and they got a bunch of blackmail on the hutts but then she killed him and went back to work for jabba

[istharaix]

not only does Jar Jar fuck but Mace windu WALKED IN ON THEM

[iobsesswaytoomuch1]

@psychologicalwarclaire I see what you mean now

[psychologicalwarclaire]

Yoda and Palpatine had a whole entire fight with Yoda never actually realizing it was him.

There’s a Wilhelm scream like every other episode.

Anakin crashes a ship like every other episode.

Someone says “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” like every other episode.

Each episode opens with a sports announcer giving exposition.

One time a bunch of clones all tried to kill each other because a four-armed Jedi was clone racist.

There is an entire 4-episode long arc about the government corruption on Mandalore that wound up poisoning a bunch of school children.

Darth Maul built himself new legs and made himself taller than Obi Wan. OBI WAN THEN COMMENTS ON THIS WHEN THEY’RE FIGHTING.

[justanotherdikutsimp]

R2D2 has a duel to the death with another astromech who he lights on fire & throws off a cliff

Boba Fett almost kills Anakin as collateral damage trying to get Windu & R2D2 has to save both their asses

That episode with the droids buying fruit for Padmés cake… Anakin’s there opening the door for all the senators like “don’t mind me, I’m totally here for non-husband related reasons”

Ventress works for kid Boba delivering a child bride.

The Gungans capture Grievous but Anakin fucks up & Padmé trades Grievous for Anakin

R2D2 & C3P0 discover an underground world, meet ancient tree gods & accidentally fix earthquakes

Anakin & Obi-Wan buy missiles from pirates to arm a guerilla group & topple a government

Embo’s hat > a Dathomirian magic-enhanced Sith apprentice

Deleted scene but still counting it: the Bad Batch painted a pin-up of Padmé on the Marauder & told Anakin how badly they wanted to fuck his wife

[ct-deactivated-blog]

The face under the helmet:

Jango Fett was the genetic template of the clone troopers from the GAR and Boba Fett, an unaltered clone of himself, whom he raised as his son. After Jango’s death, Boba would follow his father’s steps, becoming a famous bounty hunter. [x] [x]

[vampirecorleone]

Sailor Moon S + Transformations

[occasionalvirgin]

Right wing manipulation tactics explained

[taraljc]

this is an epic exposure of how propaganda functions.

[hawnks]

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

[drbased]

reblog if you're literally 30+

[mcromwell]

FINALLY got around to dumping Spotify after their CEO continued to prove he's a fresh turd. (As if being a billionaire, not paying musicians, shoving AI garbage at us, and having an atrocious carbon footprint wasn't bad enough, he's now the chair of a AI-based weapons manufacturing company.)

I used TuneMyMusic ($24 annual fee you can cancel immediately, effectively paying only once) to transfer almost every single song from our Spotify account to Tidal. Tidal already has much better sound quality and they pay their artists much better. It migrated over 99% of our music, too, so there wasn't a huge loss.

[chainslobber]

I did this over in November when they gave Trump $100,000.

Tidal is incredible. Not only is it MUCH cheaper than Spotify, but the audio quality is much better. Artists DO get paid more, and their algorithm is actually coded by humans (did you wonder why Spotify Wrapped has been sucking, it's the AI).

You can download your Spotify playlists as .CSV files and then use a program to 'covert' them to Tidal. I used Exportify. It cost me $2 to transfer over 35 playlists and a total of 4,300+ songs. Two dollars.

Tidal's UI is similar to Spotify so you can jump right in and do the same stuff you've always done. You can make playlists, edit playlist covers, you have a discover daily, the mixes make more sense and are based on YOUR tastes, and to top it all off, did I mention it's cheaper?

And for those who drive a lot, it takes a lot less room on your phone and barely any data. I HIGHLY recommend making the jump!

[80slesbiab]

[laughconfetti]

thank you The Beatles

[idnkycmnbsesictoau]

That’s Queen but yes thank you!

[sovietshopaholic]

[ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID]

[flareguncalamity]

[ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

[nerviovago]

[bradysbigblog]

holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This video shows that delivery of the joke is far more important than the joke itself.

“What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? RIBS!”

By itself a good joke, but the skeleton prop, the dumb voice and the acting makes this truly epic.