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“Now you’ll sleep”, he informed me in a thick voice. “And tomorrow we’ll do the same again. And again. Until one day you get up and find out that whatever it was didn’t kill you after all.” ~ Burrich, “Assassin’s Apprentice” by Robin Hobb

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kettricentrality

something that really gets me about fitzchivalry farseer is he is torn between an ordinary life and the noble extraordinary main character life of a traditional fantasy protagonist. his name is keppet. his name is fitzchivalry farseer. he wants to get married and settle down in an ordinary town with an ordinary candlemaker. the great loves of his life are a prophet who’s trying to save the world and a wolf he can telepathically communicate with. he wants to be a scribe. he’s a royal assassin who kills important people to preserve the monarchy. he wants so badly to be ordinary but he cannot be because he is the royal bastard and he is the catalyst and he is responsible for changing the world

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random-brushstrokes

Edoardo de Martino - Sunset on the Isle of Wight (1876)

fool (book 2)

can we talk about how in Golden Fool fitz is looking at the literally terrified shaking binge drinking fool after he just revealed more of himself to fitz physically and emotionally than ever before and he decides that that’s the perfect time to jump ship make up an excuse and literally run out of there

mind you he went wailing to his father figure terrified of what the fool said scheming ways to stop his death but the fool didn’t know that. all he knew was that fitz just dipped and then fitz never ever addressed it again, quit his job, and immediately starts ignoring him for days. beloved forgave that ass so much

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mimimimimimimiii

solitarycorsairsymphony

Modern Au of Fitz and The Fool, but they're both actors. Beloved is an incredibly famous, adored actor known for taking roles in unusual movies. Everybody wants to know more about them. There are blogs about him, tiktoks, those little "Are They Dating??" Articles whenever he hangs out with literally anyone.

Fitz, however, was a child actor that disappeared from the spotlight after "Kid Assassin 6: Age of The Stone Dragons". No new movies. No new TV shows. He was an actor covered heavily, but after a while, faded into obscurity.

Sometimes some fans still get excited seeing him, managing to coax a picture from him while he's at the grocery store in his pajamas. He still has those white strands in his hair from an accident on the set of "Kid Assassin 2" or something.

Starling, famous musical artist turn movie producer and director hires both Beloved and Fitz to fill the main roles of a movie. And nobody has a clue as to why Starling would want Fitz to play the role, or why he would accept it in the first place. Some say it's because he wants the money for his son's college tuition.

And then after the movie comes out, everybody notices that there is way too much chemistry in a film where they are supposedly playing best friends, and that chemistry is even more obvious in interviews together.

And then when reporters ask them if there was anything that was happening between them on set, The Fool is just like "Wouldn't you like to know~"

But Fitz makes the rumors way worse by saying the most romantic shit about Beloved, and then going "We're just friends tho".

#rote

tara-fantastico

Do you think Fool made Ratsy so that he wouldn't have to initiate conversations with people, he could just walk past them saying really ominus things to his ratstick

lord-kitschener

thedreadpiratecam

Why he light skinned?

yourladyindank

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

fancynewaddress

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

lookwhathappenedtomack

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

lets-talk-about-sects

Oh no

the-golden-ghost

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

twofacetoo

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

janiedean

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

protoindoeuropean

Protestants be shoppin

lucerei

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

werewhorl

The finished comic! Hoped to do this scene justice, Nighteyes is such a great character 🐺

#rote #crying omg op this is so beautiful

klamv-art

Fitz 🐺

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galaxywarp

#i do this to kids all the time #it's really fun #but i recently got a job in student education #and am now an Authority Figure Who Knows Things tm #and i think it means i need to stop lying to them #(i probably won't)

utopians

on a similar note, working an office job has me thinking a lot abt the weird dissonance between the projected disembodied identity of the Professional and the reality of a person as like. an oozing sweating animal. like you think abt it enough and the whole building starts to feel like a lot of dogs wearing collared shirts

franzkavkas

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

moral-autism

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.