fitz, my love,

i’d say i’m a yearner but tbh i’m an obsessor | 27 | truly just ROTE copeposting atm

[riverlusimina]

if:

✅ you live in the realm of the elderlings world

✅ your name is Hest

you’re about to have a

Real Bad Time

[horsegirlprime]

Just finished Assassin's Quest and omg. I really thought those journal entries were from a 50-60 year old Fitz.

He's fucking TWENTY- SIX??? At MOST?

Get your ass to the club! Or better yet start paying child support fucking christ

[undetectorist]

hey guys quick question. what the hell was this

[milieumarch]

The funniest thing I've ever seen in a book is a fantasy series that had a love triangle and the two men's names were Brashen and Grag. Like yeah, I think Grag has a chance here.

[riverlusimina]

to have and to hold

for better and for worse

for richer, for poorer

in sickness and in health

to love and to cherish

and not even unto death may us part, but become one thing, a whole thing. something finally complete, as it should have been.

[riverlusimina]

can we talk about how in Golden Fool fitz is looking at the literally terrified shaking binge drinking fool after he just revealed more of himself to fitz physically and emotionally than ever before and he decides that that’s the perfect time to jump ship make up an excuse and literally run out of there

mind you he went wailing to his father figure terrified of what the fool said scheming ways to stop his death but the fool didn’t know that. all he knew was that fitz just dipped and then fitz never ever addressed it again, quit his job, and immediately starts ignoring him for days. beloved forgave that ass so much

[frank-vanderboom]

Reading Assassin's Quest and omg The Fool and Fitz are so inlove and Fitz is so stupid and obvlious. He's getting jealous over The Fool's assistant guy like the first thing The Fool said to him was how much he missed his beauty and how their lives are intertwined and fate brought them together. Like omg dude, calm down he's your's, no one's taking him from you.

[riverlusimina]

fitz spends the whole 9 books inner-narrating the fool as if he is unbearably and obviously special and mystical and literally no one can help but fall in love with his otherworldly elegance and long fingers. and is oblivious to the fact that most people see the fool as just Some Guy

[wilfulprincess]

at the function straight up recommending the realm of the elderlings series by Robin hobb

[riverlusimina]

#so tell me. do you like to Suffer? #rote #realm of the elderlings

[nicomantic]

anyways, fitz is a bad dad but mine is worse so whenever he does the bare minimum im like "wow bee you're so lucky"

[wilfulprincess]

I need to read some other books so that they can remind me of realm of the elderlings

[kettricentrality]

I love the rote fandom on here because it’s so funny. the books themselves are not funny they will destroy you on every emotional level. but then you log on here and people are making the funniest posts about fitzchivalry farseer who’s sufferings are akin to jesus

[automatonwithautonomy]

the golden fool

fucking sickening that fitz phrases it this way because. when he is hurt or tired or scared. the place that he seeks for comfort, for warmth, for safety and peace - is always the fool's bed.

assassin's quest

fool's errand

fool's fate

[riverlusimina]

if fitz had one (1) other person to discuss and process his complicated relationship with the fool with other than the fool himself literally his entire life could have been different

[fanartandnonsense]

So anyways THE TWIN PEAKS OF HIS UPPER LIP

[automatonwithautonomy]

every trilogy you think well surely that was the queerest and most traumatising roadtrip ever that fitz just went on and every book robin hobb chuckles fondly and reminds you that no, in fact it's always possible for a roadtrip to get worse and also more gay

[boitterfly]

oh sorry was it gay when i hunted through a half collapsed frozen city carved into the depths of an iceberg to find and burn your body because i knew how you hated the cold? was it gay when i carried you through that icy labyrinth half mad with grief and fatigue speaking aloud to your unhearing ears asking the gods to let you laugh at me one more time? or when i lovingly prepared you for your funeral pyre and bid you farewell with my own name because you are as dear to me as my own life? how about when i defied the gods and through the force of my will for you to live, reordered the path of reality itself, giving myself over to your death in the hope of bringing your body back to life from within? was it gay when my soul was within your body, and yours in mine, and i finally understood what you said to me when you told me you loved me?

[vronoch]

„And for a time, as I stared up at the false night sky, I kept a drunken watch over him.”

this scene haunted me i had to draw it, enjoy 🫶