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[dankmemeuniversity]

[yassmines]

this is better than the hereditary monologue period.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[galpalkirk]

some relatable numbers from Carrie Fisher

“unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings”

“I have at least 14 bad angles”

“If Harrison was unable to see that I had feelings for him (at least five, but sometimes as many as seven)…”

[tiktoks-we-like]

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

[clubpenguinkiller]

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[datarep]

Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress

[siderealsandman]

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

[memewhore]

[hydro-homies]

[policewillbetheresoondontworry]

LMAOOOOO

[filmburnbook]

people who think karl marx is cool are grossly misinformed

[pissvortex]

karl marx was a baller he had a huge cock

[pretzelogic1]

The rise of far right authoritarianism does not mean that far left authoritarianism also has to be on the rise!!!

[pissvortex]

just got word from the left wing authoritarian governmence ive just installed. they’re telling me that karl marx had a fat one

[vantawave]

fuck karl marx and fuck communism

[pissvortex]

oh dont worry karl fucks alright

[itsnot2014anymore-deactivated20]

[l0vefreak]

This is without a doubt the funniest description of the joker I’ve ever seen

[meangirlnurse]

this is an excerpt from my resume

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

[keybladesoras]

23 YEARS IN THE MAKING!

[retrogamingblog]

the new legendaries look amazing!