Nut Butter, Butt Nutter.

I FUCKEN LOVE WOMEN OMG!

[adkaidd]

Happy (only slightly belated) Pride Month!

[argent-talons]

Looking to learn Lancer?

The Cressidium Saga | LL0-4 | New Player Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Are you prepared for the hardest 48 hours of your life, pilot? The rain won't let up any time soon, and you've got a job to do.

The Cressidium Saga is a pay-to-play Lancer game run by yours truly via Foundry VTT and Discord every week. Time zone and date can be found via the listing above, automatically translated into your local time.

If you're interested, please reach out to me via StartPlaying or go ahead and apply to join the game!

If you don't already have an account on StartPlaying using the link above will count as a referral code and give you $10 credit towards your first game.

Even if you've never played a TTRPG before, I'll be happy to have you. Just let me know what your level of experience is when you sign up and I'll be able to help you go through character creation either one-on-one or as part of session zero, depending on if the game has started yet!

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[livinces]

[girlfailure-poetics]

this website is always finding new and exciting ways to prove this image true

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[punkitt-is-here]

HAPPY MODNAY!! Well, at least it still is where I am. Have a NEW TRAILER for a NEW SUSAN TAXPAYER DEMO!!!

In addition to this, I'm also doing a run of Susan Stickers(tm) where all the profits go directly to Beatrix Quinn, the lovely and extraordinarily wonderful composer for the game!!! Check it out here!

Susan Groovin' Sticker! - Punkitt's Ko-fi Shop

This is a 3-inch vinyl sticker of your favorite taxpaying office lady groovin' out to some sick tunes!!! This is a vinyl 3-inch sticker with

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[captain-pentagon]

What if I made the raleigh's cowboy theme not subtle at all

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

A trans woman will commit to a bit more than 99% of cishets will commit to their marriage

[pukicho]

Hello, we’re big computer company. We are truly grateful for your support! Our latest update will add a giant shit in the middle of your screen. You cannot remove it.

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

Put pilot in balor.

balor perfec t size to put pilot in to live! nanites very soft and comfort pilot drift soundly put pilot in bloor. put pilot in balorr. no problems ever in blur because good shape and good vibes for neverous system no sad for pilot. abalor yes a place for pilot put pilot in balor can trust balor for keep alive 500years to pilot foreverr. friend balor,