jesus, but, like, not actually

im just a cute dweeb who cares a lot about humans (and also fictional characters)

[eltheidiot]

someone: have you ever heard of miraculous la-

me, tears already streaming down my face:

[eltheidiot]

i always laugh when people talk about this generation as if we're like this super disgrace filled with vulgarities like it's new bc like romans used to carve dicks with legs on their walls egyptians drew the earth god sucking his own dick this isnt new we've always been like this

[geekystarsvotes]

“Well-Crafted Blade” by Jess Gryga

Like and Reblog to vote for this entry to move on to the GeekyCon GeekyStars finals this summer in Orlando, Florida! 

[eltheidiot]

sorry for reblogging more geekystars stuff but tbh idc this song is so frickin good why isnt it in forst place

[eltheidiot]

how do you greet the notorious french major-general of the U.S. revolutionary war?

laf-hey-ette

[eltheidiot]

things about lafayette that you probably didnt actually know

-his full name was marie-joseph paul yves roch gilbert du motier de lafayette -he was basically raised by his grandmother bc his mom was too sad abt his dads death to raise him and went off to paris -orphaned at 12 -was arranged to marry Adrienne de Noaillles but was super in love with her anyways so its all good -RLLY didnt want to get placed in versailles and purposely insulted the Comte de Provence so theyd stop talking abt placing him there -he wasnt raised in the court so he couldnt dance and he never got the hang of it and one time marie antionette and the whole court laughed at him -once spent an entire night trying to fight hid friend bc he was convinced they were trying to steal his gf (they werent) -was rlly excitable and passionate and was bullied for it when he was young and so he became rlly shy and people thought he was cold and unfeeling -fell in love with america the very first time someone mentioned it -went DIRECTLY against the kings orders to travel to america and bought his own ship bc he was super rich anyways -dressed up as a pregnant woman so he wouldnt get caught -apparently he wasnt greeted very nicely but he still wrote about how kind and wonderful everything and everyone in america was hes so pure he loved everything so much -his friends wrote about how awful the trip to america was but how his sunshiny attitude made it better -offered to fight for free for america he didnt care he was super rich anyways he just wanted to help -learned english within a year -loved america so much even after the war he came back and he wanted to help politically but americans wouldnt really let him because he was a foreigner -he also loved france a lot and john adams was an asshole about it and kept accusing him of having questionable intentions and laf apologized like a thousand times and kept trying to say that he had no bad intentions and he offered to deliver letters for him and adams was just still an asshole and lafayette was rlly hurt by it -he loved george washington a lot so he had a portrait of him in his house and also he named his only son georges washington de lafayette its so cute -once he napped underneath the same cloak as gwash while they were talking crap about charles lee -also one time spent 10 days at gwashs estate and only left once during that whole time -he was a member of the french abolitionist group Societe des amis des Nois -he fought for the freedom of a slave that wasnt his for like two years -he wanted to take in slaves on an island with gwash and educate them and let them get work and be good citizens but gwash decided nah so laf did it himself -respected native americans a lot and even through the language barrier they could tell how sincere he was so one of the families adopted him and named him Kayewla after one of their warriors and no one ever mentions this but its so neat and american leadership always went to lafayette for advice counsel and assistance when it came to anything having to do with native americans -he was super interested in science and joined the republic of letters -he was definitely not fine during the french revolution and he had to run to austria to escape but he got caught and was imprisoned for nine years until Buonaparte and Washington freed him -during those nine years hamilton and washington took care of his son -ok u prolly do know this one but hes literally buried under american soil his kids shipped soil from bunker hill to france and hes buried under that soil even though his grave is in france

[deartheodosiiia]

He also gave a shit ton of money to the american army because he thought their outfits didn’t look good

[eltheidiot]

THATS TRUE also, when he got rlly upset his english faltered

[eltheidiot]

things about lafayette that you probably didnt actually know

-his full name was marie-joseph paul yves roch gilbert du motier de lafayette -he was basically raised by his grandmother bc his mom was too sad abt his dads death to raise him and went off to paris -orphaned at 12 -was arranged to marry Adrienne de Noaillles but was super in love with her anyways so its all good -RLLY didnt want to get placed in versailles and purposely insulted the Comte de Provence so theyd stop talking abt placing him there -he wasnt raised in the court so he couldnt dance and he never got the hang of it and one time marie antionette and the whole court laughed at him -once spent an entire night trying to fight hid friend bc he was convinced they were trying to steal his gf (they werent) -was rlly excitable and passionate and was bullied for it when he was young and so he became rlly shy and people thought he was cold and unfeeling -fell in love with america the very first time someone mentioned it -went DIRECTLY against the kings orders to travel to america and bought his own ship bc he was super rich anyways -apparently he wasnt greeted very nicely but he still wrote about how kind and wonderful everything and everyone in america was hes so pure he loved everything so much -his friends wrote about how awful the trip to america was but how his sunshiny attitude made it better -offered to fight for free for america he didnt care he was super rich anyways he just wanted to help -learned english within a year -loved america so much even after the war he came back and he wanted to help politically but americans wouldnt really let him because he was a foreigner -he also loved france a lot and john adams was an asshole about it and kept accusing him of having questionable intentions and laf apologized like a thousand times and kept trying to say that he had no bad intentions and he offered to deliver letters for him and adams was just still an asshole and lafayette was rlly hurt by it -he loved george washington a lot so he had a portrait of him in his house and also he named his only son georges washington de lafayette its so cute -once he napped underneath the same cloak as gwash while they were talking crap about charles lee -also one time spent 10 days at gwashs estate and only left once during that whole time -he was a member of the french abolitionist group Societe des amis des Nois -he fought for the freedom of a slave that wasnt his for like two years -he wanted to take in slaves on an island with gwash and educate them and let them get work and be good citizens but gwash decided nah so laf did it himself -respected native americans a lot and even through the language barrier they could tell how sincere he was so one of the families adopted him and named him Kayewla after one of their warriors and no one ever mentions this but its so neat and american leadership always went to lafayette for advice counsel and assistance when it came to anything having to do with native americans -he was super interested in science and joined the republic of letters -he was definitely not fine during the french revolution and he had to run to austria to escape but he got caught and was imprisoned for nine years until Buonaparte and Washington freed him -during those nine years hamilton and washington took care of his son -ok u prolly do know this one but hes literally buried under american soil his kids shipped soil from bunker hill to france and hes buried under that soil even though his grave is in france

[eltheidiot]

So, Hamilton looks great

[eltheidiot]

me: alright, time to try and sort out what exactly my romantic orientation is (:

me: sits down

me: screams for hours

[eltheidiot]

when ur friends are always talking about hamilton but they don’t know if they’ll like lin’s other stuff

[eltheidiot]

me: that's impastable

friend:

me: like impossible but with pas-

friend: i understand

me: so you spaghett it

friend: oh my god

[eltheidiot]

do u ever regretti something so much that you wish you could go back into the pasta to spaghet about it

[eltheidiot]

friend: the stars are so pretty

me: you know what else is pretty?

friend: spaghetti?

me: no, spaghet-oh, yeah actually you got it right.

[eltheidiot]

What she says: I’m fine. What she means: in Different as Can Be, Voldemort says “You won’t sleep on your back” after Quirrell CLEARLY says before in that same scene that he can only sleep on his back. And if Voldemort wouldn’t sleep on his tummy as well, then there would be no problem because then Quirrel could just sleep on his stomach. How, in all the rehearsals leading up to the release of AVPM, did no one in starkid realize this and say something about it? Did they all know and ignore that it was inaccurate? Could it have been that hard to change just one line?

[rumpleteazergrace]

There’s been a TON of talk about this and the general conclusion was that Voldemort says it as a command like “you WON’T sleep on your back. End of.”

[eltheidiot]

THANK YOU ITS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR SO LONG THAT MAKES SENSE

[eltheidiot]

What she says: I’m fine. What she means: in Different as Can Be, Voldemort says “You won’t sleep on your back” after Quirrell CLEARLY says before in that same scene that he can only sleep on his back. And if Voldemort wouldn’t sleep on his tummy as well, then there would be no problem because then Quirrel could just sleep on his stomach. How, in all the rehearsals leading up to the release of AVPM, did no one in starkid realize this and say something about it? Did they all know and ignore that it was inaccurate? Could it have been that hard to change just one line?

[eltheidiot]

this is it. this is what it feels like to be Internet Famous. i have done it all.

[eltheidiot]

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