if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic
he needs a paint job
im physically nauseous
Is he made out of cheese
It says peanut right there in the first part of the post

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@elvis-offical-anonhaj
if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic
he needs a paint job
im physically nauseous
Is he made out of cheese
It says peanut right there in the first part of the post
Hey any suggestions for search engines that aren't trying to shove Gen AI in our faces?
Hello there. *Pours a bag of bugs known to eat lettuce on you*
- @the-evil-anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
He started running around, panicking and trying to get the off of himself
Mwa ha ha! *Runs away*
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
He kept running around and trying to get the bugs off of him, he'd appreciate some help...
*pours water on you to get the bugs off*
I do not know what that guys problem is.
He was now totally wet and looked pathetic
...I swear I'm I'm gonna bite him the next time I get the chance and then eat his body raw.
That's probably not the best idea. Could get a bacterium. Or even a prion disease
Hello there. *Pours a bag of bugs known to eat lettuce on you*
- @the-evil-anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
He started running around, panicking and trying to get the off of himself
Mwa ha ha! *Runs away*
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
He kept running around and trying to get the bugs off of him, he'd appreciate some help...
*pours water on you to get the bugs off*
I do not know what that guys problem is.
What kind of job doesn’t require someone to have a social security card, birth certificate, form of ID, or any discernible job skills? :)
"McDonald's"
"this Friendship Thing is Hard"
yeah I bet
"how Much are you Betting?"
Wow okay. I see that lowercase.
Also it’s. It’s a phrase… I wasn’t actually planning on betting anything…
But you know what! A singular tomato (for throwing purposes) is what I bet. I guess.
"..."
"Understood"
"so in What are you Betting?"
…That friendship is hard, I guess???? I don’t know. I didn’t think you’d take it literally. My bad, I know.
im betting 5 dollars and a peice of cloth on divorce^2
"..."
"Wait When did I Divorce Ko"
is this timeline shenanigens?
"No"
"..."
"Although I Should Divorce Ko"
my sweet deflated tyre whyare u doing this to me
also you should divorse them twice so i get 5 dollars
"..."
"You are the Deflated Tyre"
nah see im not a deflated tyre becouse i got bones and im not a vague blob
"Where are Your Bones"
inside my flesh
"Show"
how would i show you my bones?. i mean how do you view me rn. am i on a screen, do you see a phisical representation or am i a disembodied voice. with the way the person that controls you puts ("") to show you speak like in a book suggests that to you your phisically talking or are do just out ("") every time yo post on the net?
@ghost-of-inks *stabs hades best god to make an opening and pulls out their femur bone to show you* I helped :)
*hands hades best god some painkillers* here it will hurt less. *Shoves the femur back in*
"Four Players!?"
No. Five.
" I am also here, so the artist is correct"
I NEED TO UP MY EVILNESS AND DO TRULY SINISTER THINGS QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO BE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?!?!?!!
Not evil offical is in fact evil but pretending to be good
Huh? how do you know that? I mean, I used to think the same thing but their nemesis sure is evil so...
Totally not evil is evil. Can't tell about the other one though
THE LIST OF EVERY SINGLE ANON ON TUMBLR
(IM TWEKAING)
Anonhaj is a combo of anon and haj so I technically have it.
I NEED TO UP MY EVILNESS AND DO TRULY SINISTER THINGS QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO BE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?!?!?!!
Not evil offical is in fact evil but pretending to be good
" Uh hey, I accidentally got a box of mentos. I was only after one pack, but the garage sale person was selling the whole thing for a cent. Want one? "
- @elvis-offical-anonhaj
//OOC: Mod really wants to see what happens when you are made of coke and have mentos.
"shoreman."
Coke zero fucking grabbed the mentos and ate the whole thing.
she is now extremely fucking fizzy.
//OOC: I mean, that's about what I expected.
" By the way, I keep missing stuff, why are you made of cola now? "
"...I've always been????"
//OOC: I was pretty sure there was a bit where your drawing in the pinned wasn't but my mind may be fing itself over
" Uh hey, I accidentally got a box of mentos. I was only after one pack, but the garage sale person was selling the whole thing for a cent. Want one? "
- @elvis-offical-anonhaj
//OOC: Mod really wants to see what happens when you are made of coke and have mentos.
"shoreman."
Coke zero fucking grabbed the mentos and ate the whole thing.
she is now extremely fucking fizzy.
//OOC: I mean, that's about what I expected.
" By the way, I keep missing stuff, why are you made of cola now? "
☕
" What's the tea this time? "
How many verses have you joined so far?
" Wait, let me count. * trying to count * wait do sub verses count? "
verse and subverses :]
" Like 8? I haven't been counting anywhere"
Heeeey guys! It's so nice to be part of something so big! So grand! I mean, the officalverse! Wow! I hope to make so many friends! I hope we all have fun! I, uh, don't know what else to say, so, uh, tags to get famous 🥺👉👈
@homosexuality-offical @blacknailpolishoffical @satans-pitchfork-offical @sappho-offical @cactus-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @dino-kid-offical @drop-bear-offical @drawings-offical @dragonfruit-offical @butch-offical @totally-not-good-official @therapist-offical @scp-foundation-offical @your-bed-offical @yourpersonalarchnemesisoffical @knife-guy-offical @wine-aunt-offical
@the-void-offical @no-one-offical @nowhere-offical @nonsense-offical
" Would the absence of activation count? "
☕
" What's the tea this time? "
How many verses have you joined so far?
" Wait, let me count. * trying to count * wait do sub verses count? "
REBLOG IF YOU CONSENT TO BEING A CHARACTER IN THE OFFICALVERSE HSAU ❗️❗️❗️
@satan-offical you probably wont see or cate about this @ but your audience is huge so It would be really cool if you reblogged this so more officals could see
I want to be in the HSAU thing please maybe probably
I WANT IN LET ME IN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE also can ya @ me when it's done please PLEASE
" SCP threats, I did not know you were in the officalverse. I mean your barely in the threats verse anyway"
I married Satan, adopted all her kids, revived Queen Elizabeth 2, and contained so many blogs i don't even count them anymore.
" Oh. Ok. Also @the-gimmick-blog-collector also sorta does that, so you two should chat. "
☕
" What's the tea this time? "
REBLOG IF YOU CONSENT TO BEING A CHARACTER IN THE OFFICALVERSE HSAU ❗️❗️❗️
@satan-offical you probably wont see or cate about this @ but your audience is huge so It would be really cool if you reblogged this so more officals could see
I want to be in the HSAU thing please maybe probably
I WANT IN LET ME IN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE also can ya @ me when it's done please PLEASE
" SCP threats, I did not know you were in the officalverse. I mean your barely in the threats verse anyway"