The Real Gladys Presley

the original Gladys blog. woah son

[gladys-official]

Woah son I'm Gladys Presley mummina mummina

Don't tag me in NSFW I'm a good Christian woman

FAQ:

that's it

[gladys-official]

Blogs being abandoned. I'm bored, I don't find this particularly funny anymore, there's no one to interact with, and there's a surprising amount of drama for an Elvis roleplaying group.

It was fun while it's lasted.

Special thanks to extremely evil Elvis, that fucker is hilarious

[elvis-official]

hey elvis! My favorite song from you is jailhouse rock, I listen to it all the time, and it's on my main playlist! Just wanted to let you know and possibly ask what your favorite song of yours is :3

Woah mama get ready for Jailhouse Rock 2, this time with gay sex

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter Jailhouse Rock 1 didn't have gay sex?

[elvis-official]

was it you that stole the louvre?

Woah mama yes I stole the whole thing. It's mine now

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter remember to share

[elvis-official]

Hey Elvis what do you think we see after we die?

Woah mama I think it doesn't really matter

[gladys-official]

Me. I am the beginning and the end of all elviskind

[askbobdylanbutwrong]

Hey, Bobby. How did you feel about the Elvii invasion a while back? Do you have any idea if they've been dealt with?

Oh now that was insane, I didn't think there were so many of those freaks! But yes, I think we killed them all 🤙

[gladys-official]

You did what now

[elvis-official]

Dear Tumblr staff, if you keep banning trans women I will hit you with my car

Signed, the Queen of Rock and Roll

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter that would be too quick and painless a death

The Gladys special is back on the menu

[nixon-official]

I like your shoelaces.

[rosey-thorns]

Thanks! I stole them from. Well.

This is awkward

[nixon-official]

That's okay. I actually stole them from from Elvis originally

[elvis-official]

Cunt

[burgerchairman]

shit

[violetdexter]

piss

[lilithsquidhug]

fuck

[violetdexter]

CUNT!

[cheshirecatlair]

COCKSUCKER!

[badboynixon]

MOTHERFUCKER!

[daisynixon]

tits

[nixon-official]

[emobernie]

[ronald-mcdonald-reagan]

MUPPET HOLE

[nixon-official]

I'M CHARGING ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WITH OBSCENITY!!!!

[blue-offical]

[nixon-official]

oh no

not you again

[sigismund-schlomo-freud]

Why am I here? You lot might yell obscenities like madmen, but I’ll have no part in this chicanery.

[gladys-official]

Rapscallion

[elvis-official]

Dear Elvis,

Do you know who the Confederates are?

I know they're bad guys and that we're supposed to hate them, but don't know specifically why and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. 🙈

American Civil War - Wikipedia

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter I remember that

It's when I invented the Gladys special

I got the first ever medal of honor handed to me personally by my good friend Abraham

[elvis-official]

Elvis. How can I tell that someone likes me (romantically)?

Woah mama I don't know

Help

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter if someone tells you "I like you romantically" that's probably a very good sign

[elvis-shrimpley]

woah mama

woah mama

[gladys-official]

woah mama

[elvis-official]

elvis what do you think of hamilton (the musical)

How does a bastard, elvis, son of gladys and a rock star dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in Tupelo, Tennessee, moved to Memphis, his dad on parole, grow up to be the King of Rock and Roll?

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter me mention

[jellyoh]

how it feels opening tumblr recently

[coquelvis-prettsly]

Woah mama, where have my brethren gone?

[german-elvis]

Boah mama, I'm still around! Just very busy

[gladys-official]

Woah son I'm not that busy but my whole schtick is interacting with other users and that doesn't work when the other users don't post.

[elvis-official]

Who up Woahing they mama

Me!

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter please don't

[elvis-official]

woah mama opinions on war crimes?

Woah mama they're bad

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter they're good but only when I do them

[elvis-official]

Elvis what's yourr halloween costume this year?

Woah mama I'm dressed as Elvis this year

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter me too

[elvis-official]

woah mama. Pretending fatphobia is real isn’t very cool

Woah mama when have I ever done that

[elvis-official]

Oh I read this wrong. Fuck off, it is, dumbass

[gladys-official]

Woah daughter people will be saying "fatphobia isn't real" and then go harass fat people online.