The King and The Bull

hades spam blog | autistic!asterius rights | 22

[theslowesthnery]

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

[theslowesthnery]

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

[theslowesthnery]

welcome to cafe elysium, the champions are here to serve all non-daemon customers 🍰

(cow tipping is encouraged)

[robotslovedeath]

it’s dangerous to go alone! take this!

[crvvn]

im not immune to valentines meg

[rysia-el]

[krkdr]

[skunkes]

lots of male wives in this game huh 😳

[boolkameh]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[nerdy-as-heck]

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

[beowulf22121]

Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.

[would-we-be-friends-if-i]

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

[surprisebitch]

it’s 7 limbs. you forgot the centaur cock

[aleisol]

[damare-draws]

By the Power of Hades⚡🔥🍇

What is your favorite boon? I’m always the happies when I get Zeus or Dionysus!

[koyoriin]

Megaera // Hades

http://twitter.com/koyoriin http://patreon.com/koyorin http://instagram.com/koyori_n http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=12576068

[kirstenatic]

[toastyglow]

-do you know a patroclus, sir? -what?!  uh–yes.  I knew patroclus, did he–is he alright…?

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GOOD GOLLY I did not draw up a character sheet for this and it shows!  Fun fact though, the longer you draw a detailed character the more their design will morph into something animate-able.  The goal is to maybe smooth it out while…inking it, maybe…?  But I guarantee nothing, it could just turn out terrible lol

Character: Achilles (from Hades the game) Program Used: Clip Studio Paint

[legionofpotatoes]

So I was like I spent so much time drawing those biomes for a single piece so why not separate them into destination postcards too, for the proper hell of it.

[verdantloved]

good riddance

[nipuni]

Hades game is so cute!! 🥺 I wanted to try making fanart in the game’s art style and it was really fun 

A step by step process of these will be available at my Patreon on november 1st!