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By you, I am forever undone.

jane austen was so lit because she wrote about men the way men typically write about women i.e. her stories just centered around women and men were only there for the sake of women, and her books could have been all bitter and sad about the state of women in that century, but instead they’re sweet honest observational stories of friendship, family and love *sighs* what a lady i am sorry i ever doubted you cos I was bored in high school

whitmerule

no seriously her books do not pass the REVERSE bechdel test and it’s perfect

cleoselene-deactivated20260315

Jane Austen never wrote a single scene without a woman present.

tkkatherineblog

Castle Ashby, Northamptonshire Inst @kasial91

annettemarnat

“ Cleopatre “ Portraits de femmes libres - Editions Fleurus 2018

lesbiankatebush

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

grandfatherbird

birdonawire

@chrisflemingfleming

riathedreamer

so trump is coming to denmark

freaking sigh

riathedreamer

update: jesus christ the idiot is trying to buy greenland. im not even surprised

riathedreamer

Update again: he has now cancelled his trip because we wouldn’t sell Greenland. So, in summary.

The idiot asks to come here - the Queen invites him.

It’s revealed he wants to buy Greenland - that stupid and very offensive idea pisses off both Greenland and Denmark ‘cause what the actual fuck.

Trump gets pissy that we won’t sell and now cancels his trip after we’ve spent weeks planning it - and in doing so he has now pissed off the Royal House because you do not freaking cancel an invite from the Queen. That’s never happened before. It’s so rude. What the fuck.

Wow. I knew Trump coming here would be a shitshow, but somehow it turned out to be a greater shitshow without him coming here. But mister president, we’d planned for you. We had a balloon and everything…

riathedreamer

Aaaaand there’s an update.

Trump is now lashing out on our Prime Minister, saying it’s all her fault because she was being inappropriate and nasty be saying that selling Greenland is an absurd idea.

Dude, selling Greenland is the definition of absurd. First of all, you don’t freaking sell countries. Second, Greenland has self-government. It’s not like we could sell the place if we wanted to, which we definitely won’t.

Trump wanted Greenland, our Prime Minister, a lady, told him no without hesitating. Now he’s throwing a fit, acting like a baby, and the Danish politicians are not having it. Trump has pissed of the Royal House, Denmark and Greenland. Wow. Slow clap. Nice job. As if we didn’t hate you enough before.

Fun fact though: the baby Trump balloon is still coming to Denmark so now people are planning to welcome it instead of the real deal (the balloon is an improvement)

sallyyates

Here’s the whole stupid saga of events

larissaloki

That baby trump balloon is the best thing my country has every churned out, take care of it Denmark! Have fun flying it!

jarvisismycopilot

You can find the hilarious article here

And please enjoy this pic of the danish Queen Margethe carrying a pouting baby Trumpster Fire. “I want a polar bear”

larissaloki

Beautiful!

mariesbookblog

I was hoping this was a joke. It’s not.

progressivemillennial

kafkasdiariies

Admont Abbey library, Austria

badjokesbyjeff

Professor X: what’s your super power?

Me: hindsight

Professor X: that’s not going to help us

Me: yes I see that now

sleepy-ocean-girl

Hey Jeff, that’s an absolute spectacular joke

avocadobananas

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.