☔︎

a bit spicy

[omegaverse]

english is not my first language what is a chode?

don’t worry about it my love

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

[thief-anon]

[follettina1111111111]

"Feet" of lizards

[jalapeepo]

[angelsymbol]

im a creep im a bimbo or whatever radiohead said

[abrakophile]

[erosephalopod]

Diversity win! The man who murdered your father has six fingers on his right hand!

[ewaneneollav]

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[vergak]

Let me in the lobster hotbox

[nudityandnerdery]

Lobsters won't share. They're very shellfish.

[izzetheking]

cascada every time we couch lyrics

everytime we touchi hit the ceiling

everytime we kiss i sleep on the floor

i can feel the lawn mowedgrass

i need to go to class

i need to climbed a rock

[hyumjim]

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

[auckie]

Well there you have it!

[egberts]

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

[m86-deactivated20171116]

take these with you. it will be important in your quest

[mysillycomics]

[guerrillatech]

[netoey]

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

oh this is GOOd. @elodieunderglass