this is really funny to me because imagine showing up to your friends house and seeing that they have a to scale statue of you and them throwing bamboo into a panda sanctuary, then remembering how like three years ago you told them āno I donāt want to go to see pandas with youā
There's, like, an explosion in the sky and everything is purple for a few seconds then it fades away
It looks really cool! Having purple fade in and out every few seconds is a bit jarring at first, but I think it really fits the creepy inhospitable feeling of the end
Quackity: There's something that I've seen on Twitterā
Technoblade: Oh god, Twitter... š
Quackity: And I'm gonnaā and I'm gonna pull it up onā No no no, it's nothing bad! I'm gonna pull it on my screenā
Technoblade: Oh, there's nothing good on Twitter...
Quackity: It's your bio, it's your bio. And I've always overthought this, I always overthink this, right? And it says "The second thing- the second worst thing to ever happen to these orphans." What does that mean, Technoblade?
Technoblade: It means that... I was the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: And whatā [Laughs] What's the first worst thing to- to happen to those orph- orphans?
[Techno stares at him in silence]
Technoblade: Quackity, theyā They weren't always orphans.
Quackity: [Smile falls as he realizes what that means] š ā š¦
imagine youāre a tiny thing. your mama is big and strong so you follow her everywhere. sheās very strong, which is why when she falls asleep on the floor you sit with her. you sit with her until she starts to fall apart. but its ok because sheās strong. and then you get really, really, really thirsty, and you think if you sleep itāll be okay. and then you wake up surrounded by water and you see a face beyond the water and its blurry and you dont know how to feel about it so you go back to sleep and then you keep seeing the face beyond the water and they talk to you in soft words you dont understand and youāre still so small and confused but you know the face beyond the water is helping you. maybe it loves you. but youāre a tiny thing. and then one day you decide youāve had enough water, and then you start to move. and you see the face beyond the water, who is so happy to see you and they do something youāve never seen a face do, their mouth curls at the end in a smile and youve never seen it so you do it too and you keep doing it because you love the face beyond the water so much and they love you too and theyāre strong like mama and they feed you and pet you and love you and one day you grow so big they can ride you. and they make you a hat and goggles to protect your eyes and they show you all sorts of wonderful things and YES this is about the happy ghast from minecraft im OBSESSED
if you don't mind me asking, what are your favorite Techno moments/quotes?
ENTIRETY OF THE POTATO WAR. but also the sun tzu bits specifically
bonus: that story tommy tells of the time he was on a call with techno during the potato war and, from silence, techno speaks up to say "i have narrowed squidkid down to one of three colleges" before going back to potato farming. truly incredible.
honestly "i ruined skeppy's video" and/or any of the techno and skeppy ones are REALLY funny, largely because it's very "chaos god gets a taste of his own medicine"
a lot of techno's dramatic dsmp moments are very well-remembered (nov 16th speech! his speech to tommy!) but i also wanna shoutout the entire bedrock bros arc for being very... two people who do NOT know how to handle this situation but by god, they sure are trying.
i am also actually a SUPER big fan of the whole mayor of hypixel stream because it just feels really good.
minecraft mondays were very flawed but they have some excellent techno moments. a personal favorite is the minecraft monday finale where it gets hacked and they all go "fuck it we'll just play hypixel instead". and they play the stupid minigames, the like, really dumb party games. AND TECHNO IS WAY TOO GOOD AT THOSE TOO. and tapl and the others are just there like "WHY DID YOU TRAIN. THE PIG LAWNMOWER GAME" it's great.
if you've never seen his video about taking over the world in smp earth. like i know that's a really obviously well-known one but it's really good.
also shoutout to his ability to edit to make mr. beast events like, bearable, i cannot STAND the actual mr. beast videos but the technoblade povs of stuff like trying to win the fridge or the duel are actually really good.
i don't know i just really like technoblade, is my point,
me: im sure ill be fine doing another all nighter, sleep isnt all that important anyway
my guardian angel (currently taking the form of skizzleman to try and get me to listen): hey buddeh, you know, rest is considered a basic need in maslows hierarchy of needs
Save me Ancient builder tribe gajinkas, save meā¦
Structure constructors or something, idk, I never played the Minecraft.
In the nether fortress crafting my Withers, and by Withers, hehā¦ letās justr say.. inter dimensional societal collapseā¦
Usual design rant below
I believed veils would work great for the Ancient builders as not only can they hide their identity efficiently, keeping them relatively ambiguous, but also protect from the weather in the generally warmer climates they were largely stationed in, and equally work as face masks against disease and virusā, all whilst still being able to be stylised in different ways, allowing the shape language to remain distinct.
Other visual inspirations were pirate and sailor clothing for the cold costal tribe, Ancient Greek and farmer attire for the warm costal tribe, and funnily enough: sci-fi desert planet Civilisation concept art for the desert tribes design.
Aswell as ofcourse their own respective structures and the loot within.
The colouration does differ in my head from what I rendered, I believe a lot of the little trinkets and details would have different colors, but I didnāt want the shillouettes to clash or melt into one another in this lineless style so here are the base colors for now, as I tried the former and it didnāt look good.
Look I know they were like a massive imperial force or whatever but you cannot tell me a group of artists inventors and architects that relied heavily on their semi sentient bio-mechanical hellspawn machines (and some necromancy) to do their bidding, bunkering up immediately once the odds were no longer in their favour, could handle a punch or two.
These people probably looked like starving artists, especially after the overworled was turned into a withering shithole for a couple years, legends was definitely a fanfiction they wrote about themselves. /j
here's something silly that i haven't seen anyone point out: y'know this section of grian's world tour? the bit where he gives himself a tour of the permit office and puts himself on hold?
so like, how did he do this exactly? it's clearly not just a cam account, since it's recorded from the pov of a player in survival mode, and it'd be pretty bonkers for him to be controlling two minecraft accounts at the exact same time.
as you can see by the icon in the corner, the pov grian stays muted during this whole segment, so the pretty clear conclusion is that grian got a different hermit to put on his skin and record their own pov, and then got them to send him their footage.
but which hermit did he get to be his body double? to solve that mystery, we can use this brief moment from the beginning of the segment where we see the pov grian's inventory.
weirdly, this person has a bunch of netherite tools in their hotbar, but also a full set of diamond tools in their inventory. what's funny is that if you look at the clip immediately following this segment of the tour, after we return to the actual grian's pov, the contents of the hotbar match up.
so clearly what happened is that grian tossed the body double hermit his own tools/the contents of his hotbar to keep up the verisimilitude. which is kind of adorable.
anyhow, back to the body double's inventory. the other notable thing, and the most identifying feature there, is that we can see a set of diamond armor trimmed with lapis! and who wears lapis-trimmed diamond armor, uses diamond tools as opposed to netherite, and also happened to be the very next person in the video to do their base tour?
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