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[pudumephistophiles]

The phannie journey™️

[screaming-at-moss]

Commission for @bug-cemetery who wanted some more sister Daniel 🙂‍↕️

ao3 link (higher quality) and closeups over here

[liphanne]

"but it's always my turn" - Dan Howell, episode 38 of the male podcast

Time to whip out the Richard ball statistics again.

And turns out Phil has done a stellar job at gaslighting Dan into believing it was his turn for a couple of weeks now. Around episode 30 they were actually getting close to a draw again, but the gap is currently the biggest is has been, with Dan being 5 ahead.

[diphowell]

i can’t believe the first anniversary of dan and phil hard launching is less than three months away. what the fuck happened.

[cardsagainstdnp]

the concept of kath being next door to her son's boyfriend screaming i'm gonna cum on the floor

[saunteringdorian]

“You've assigned the roles, “

“No, you're also in a dress. and our dog is in a suit :) “

Phil’s ideal phwedding from the pod today !!

I fucking LOVED designing these dresses <3<3

[diphowell]

phil trying and failing to have secrets with the audience

[unphortunate]

Hard Launch episode 38 doodles

[laragazzatrasparenteee]

such a stupid frame but their drinks match their height difference

[girldan-pip]

how dnp managed to perfectly fist pump in the first five minutes of the episode and then fuck it up this catastrophically just 20 minutes later needs to be studied

[fryday]

the way i can so clearly see dan's reaction to foamy phil on the bathroom floor. face crumpling like he's in pain (see the recent black parade tiktok) swaying into and then slumping against the doorframe weakly clutching his stomach as he points at phil and wheezing so high only their hypothetical dog would be able to hear it

[phordle]

Daily Phordle 3 August 2026

Your daily Dan and Phil themed phordle puzzle for today is here

Reblog with your score!

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[em-3408]

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[binghes-mother]

how have i not seen anyone talking about this yet

OH MY??

[put-the-pringles-down]

dan and phil phish

[webethemonsters]

Can’t believe Dan and Phil are getting married at every venue in every city #icons #happyhardmonday

[love-lettercarrier]

dan: you've assigned the roles ?

phil: no, you're also in a dress

dan: 😮😶😙okay 🤗😊 hehehe 🥰😚

[howell-about-that]

every time (so far) that phil loses cocktail shaker privileges 🍸 ( 1 , 2 , 3 )