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bogwisdom

The signs as dead musicians I’ve cried about on my period

Aries: Amy Winehouse

Taurus: Leonard Cohen

Gemini: Michael Jackson

Cancer: Freddie Mercury

Leo: Johnny Cash

Virgo: Jeff Buckley

Libra: Prince

Scorpio: Mama Cass

Sagittarius: Jim Morrison

Capricorn: Whitney Houston

Aquarius: David Bowie

Pisces: George Harrison

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YALL.

CALL YOUR REPS!

https://twitter.com/TheBoneHeadClan/status/940369097052827654

kingcyrus

Guys it’s real Here’s the link to the actual bill: https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/4585/cosponsors Go here: https://callyourrep.co/ Find your house rep CALL THEM The aid I just spoke with for my Republican Rep was really nice and asked if I had any comments to pass along to her EMPHASIZE THE FCC SHOULD NOT SET THE PRECEDENT THAT THEY CAN JUST DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH NO OVERSIGHT I know you guys don’t wanna talk to people, god knows I didn’t want to either but for the good of us all, CALL THEM BE HEARD They can’t say ‘these are fake’ the way the FCC did

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#BOOST THIS

eddieandsteve86

i dont live in the USA but i have friends that do so i’ll reblog the shit out of this for you guys

ladyofdragonstone

IF YOU DON’T LIVE IN THE USA AND YOU STILL HAVE NET NEUTRALITY THIS AFFECTS YOU TOO.

IF THE USA REPEALS NET NEUTRAILY THE COMPANIES IN YOUR COUNTRY WILL LIKELY WANT TO FOLLOW SUIT AND SAY “IF AMERICA CAN CHARGE FOR CONTROLLING THE INTERNET, WHY SHOULDNT WE?”

SO EVEN IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE OF AMERICA REBLOG FOR YOUR AMERICAN FOLLOWERS TO CALL THEIR REPS!!!

ipayinblood

hey so everyone reblog this with your starbucks order in the tags cause I’m training and I need to practice writing the acronyms and shit on the cups

elevenfeathers

I’m not american, nor do I live in a country that has starbucks, but I just looked at the tags and I am horrified

I’m no coffee snob but oh my god what the everloving fuck

#double chocolatey chip frappuccino with a pump of toffee nut syrup and a pump of cinnamon dolce syrup

#venti green tea frappe with carmell walls and java chips no whip

#grande starbucks doubleshot on ice breve no classic one pump sugar free hazelnut one pump sugar free vanilla

#vente iced black tea no water with 6 pumps of classic and cream what does this even mean??? tea with no water????

#vanilla bean frappucino with a pump of raspberry syrup and 2 scoops of java chips with whipped cream and caramel drizzle

these aren’t fucking coffees these are fall out boy songs

bakurapika

“these aren’t fucking coffees these are fall out boy songs” is my new fav sentence

callmegallifreya

Suddenly my order of either a mango or chocolate frap, the cookies and cream one without the coffee, or a white hot chocolate doesn’t seem as inconvenient

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

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once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

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We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

meelothemanly

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

cractasticdispatches

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

diamondelight92

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

maraudersvibes

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

standard-fiend

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

loveyoutothem00n

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

aimmyarrowshigh

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

manic-kin

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

dinovia-grant

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked. I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.” “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable.

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

em0-king

One time me and my family were shopping and my mom picked out this pair of jeans for me and me being the emo I was I was like “no they aren’t skinny jeans” and my little brother who was probably 9 or 10 at the time looks me dead on the eye and yells “what are they then fat jeans!”

ellithebinchild-blog

This is gospel

For the blogging ones

Who don’t do much but eat, ship & slumber

Avoiding responsibilities

Eating pizza and scrollin’ on Tumblr

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I need more people to follow, please reblog if you like or post the following:

-Panic! At The Disco

-Twenty One Pilots

-Green Day

-Fall Out Boy

-Cats

-Hilarious things

-Pierce The Veil

-Black Veil Brides

-My Chemical Romance

-Coldplay

-Bring Me The Horizon

that’s all i’m naming i’m too lazy

eq

I’ve got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match

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someone: *mentions fall out boy*

me:

mjalti

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

eclipticzero

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

mjalti

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

planetary-go-away

person: so um you have a blog almost entirely dedicated to fall out boy that you regularly spend 92% of your time on instead of doing something productive?

me: