emison

E.F + A.D ♥

[iwilleatyourenglish]

how do men this weak even manage to survive

[closet-keys]

men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women

also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body

[emalison]

[Alison's phone starts ringing]

Hanna: [looks at who's calling] You still call your dad 'Daddy'?

Alison: [answers call and makes direct eye contact with Hanna]

Alison: Hey, Emily.

Hanna: [chokes on drink]

[emalison]

your blog is so great and hilarious, i love it

omg i love u

[vanderrwaals]

Hey…

[minaswolfcut]

*assumes proximity means emison are a couple after the hiatus* nice!

[heathersapples]

5x05 // 7x10

[emalison]

whenever something unrealistic happens on pretty little liars: wow these writers have been watching way too much pretty little liars

[emalison]

if Emily and Alison don’t have a scene in 7B where it’s explicitly obvious they’re banging I’m suing freeform for homophobia thank you

[sassyemison]

Mommy and daddy look good here

[scottymccall]

jealous ali (✿◠‿◠)

[hannacaleb]

[emalison]

here’s an idea

instead of putting emily and alison both through the trauma of a. emily having her eggs stolen and then b. having emily’s impregnanted egg unknowingly and unconstentingly put inside ali

the writer’s could just like

write a wholesome story where these two women make the conscious and consenting decision to have their own children together? 

surprise women who love women can raise a family together without it starting in the most traumatic way imaginable yall???

[emalison]

that baby in 5 years

child: mom, why do you call mom daddy?

alison: i- uh- i.... uh.................... 

emily: GTG

[emalison]

ignoring how disgusting this pregnancy/conception storyline is, emison are gonna have a baby together???? that’s emily’s baby now. not that this is news but emily’s a Daddy

[emalison]

when a straight girl starts flirtin wit you and ur friends are like ‘dude she’s straight bad idea’

[emalison]

Where do you stand on this whole Alison being pregnant theory?

jesus christ i would not be surprised but it’d be absolutely disgusting

[emalison]

did you see how Ali looked at Emily during the bench scene? literally as if she wanted to kiss her so bad. what do you think ab that scene? do you think marlene's trying to tell us something?

well they’re obviously building up to that 

but ofcourse bc it’s the main f/f pairing that means it has to wait until emily has a thing with sabrina and then oh ofc a thing with paige, because that’s how this shit happens irl lmao marlene

emison is gonna happen in 7b i reckon, which is soon but it’s like? you don’t have to do it so slowly? and even if you do do it this slowly??? you can make it more interesting???? like??

idk i am annoyed at the pace of it, like from 5x05 till now they have not given emison the angsty romantic plot they deserve