anna

[everythingfox]

He’s having a pedicure

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Slayyyter is so fucking good at making hyperpop that the internet has to rediscover the fact she’s cisgender every other day

[salvadorbonaparte]

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

[dogpuppy]

[importantcatpics]

@importantcatpics

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[nosimpincurly]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[circlusion]

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[memeuplift]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[mevil]

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[importantpics]

[importantpics]