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KIROKAZE
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Show & Tell
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we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
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Product Placement
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@embers-falling
I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers
Eh. Doing it anyway.
If you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags”
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
2 million people aren’t wrong
Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it
I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni
My counselor, talking about psychology: “Our frontal lobe is what separates us from monkeys.”
Me: “You mean the part that doesn’t work properly in my brain?”
My counselor: “Right.”
Me: “Right.”
So what you’re saying is, basically
BITCH THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD
Aesthetically Pleasing Anime Movies
The mentions below are a combination of beautiful visuals animation movies that had captured an immediate attention due to its fresh and appealing color choices and drawing-styles; yet, still intrigued the audience with a unique plot. Before you check out the list, keep in mind that I did not forget any of Studio Ghibli productions. I think every project in Ghibli is so special that I feel I need to make a separate post, don’t you agree? Plus, I want to give a shout-out to other animes. Some are extremely underrated and need much more love and appreciation! ❤️ this and enjoy~
Hirune Hime: Shiranai Watashi no Monogatari / Ancien and the Magic Tablet (2017)
Digimon Adventure tri. 4: Soushitsu / Digimon Adventure tri. Loss (2017)
Uchiage Hanabi, Shita kara Miru ka? Yoko kara Miru ka? / Fireworks, Should We See it from the Side or the Bottom? (2017)
Zutto Mae kara Suki deshita.: Kokuhaku Jikkou Iinkai / I’ve Always Liked You (2016)
Koe no Katachi / A Silent Voice (2016)
Kono Sekai no Katasumi ni / In This Corner of the World (2016)
Kimi no Na wa / Your Name (2016)
Hana to Alice: Satsujin Jiken / The Case of Hana & Alice (2015)
Kokoro ga Sakebitagatterunda / Anthem of the Heart (2015)
Sarusuberi: Miss Hokusai (2015)
Giovanni no Shima / Giovanni’s Island (2014)
Inari, Konkon, Koi Iroha / Inari, Konkon, ABCs of Love (2014)
Tamako Love Story (2014)
Kotonoha no Niwa / The Garden of Words (2013)
Buki yo Saraba / A Farewell to Arms (2013)
Hal (2013)
Kaguya-hime no Monogatari / The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013)
Ookami Kodomo no Ame to Yuki / Wolf Children (2012)
Nerawareta Gakuen / Psychic School Wars (2012)
Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai / Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day (2011)
Hotarubi no Mori e / Into the Forest of Fireflies’ Light (2011)
Hoshi wo Ou Kodomo / Children Who Chase Lost Voices (2011)
Momo e no Tegami / A Letter to Momo (2011)
“Bungaku Shoujo” Movie / Book Girl, Literature Girl (2010)
Summer Wars (2009)
Byousoku 5 Centimeter / 5 Centimeters Per Second (2007)
Paprika (2006)
Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo / The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
Tekkon Kinkreet (2006)
Bonus: A 15 one-minute shorts created by various people from Japan’s animation industry. Be prepared to indulge in 3 seasons of masterworks.
Ani*Kuri15 (2007)
i can’t believe this is a hot take but writing fanfic about real people is fucking weird and you should stop
Yeah I remember saying this abt youtuber sex fanart when i was 16 and i got death threats from people in their fuckin 30’s. As someone who’s had sexfic written abt them without consent: Please Don’t Fucking Do That.
ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun
CinemaSins Voice: Ummm it’s clearly established a few seconds ago that the “tunnel” is painted on, so how did the Road Runner run through it as if it were real? *Ding*
Apparently gravity only works when you look down *ding*
Road Runners aren’t blue *ding*
jenna marbles is the most underrated popular youtuber…. that doesn’t make sense but you get it
idk her videos are so pure and just meant for laughs and so straight to the point. she doesn’t give a shit if you click on her videos or not. no click bait and deceiving thumbnails. shit is straight up like ‘my dog smells soap’ and you know what? i’m going to fucking click it.
Twelve other ways of going through doors
1. Go through the door. Then open it from the other side. This will get you back where you started, unless you are a cat, in which case there is a small chance that you will end up in a liver-scented paradise. It’s always worth checking. Sometimes you are a cat without realising it.
2. Open the door using the edge opposite the handle, the one that has the hinges on. This may necessitate some dimensional shilly-shallying. Go through. This will get you somewhere that is almost entirely unlike where you were originally headed.
3. Peel the door downwards from its uppermost edge. You should see some stairs. They clearly go somewhere, but I would not recommend trying to find out where, since the stairs do not seem to have a breathable atmosphere. I recommend shutting that door back up now before you end up with an air problem on this side too.
4. Split the door in the middle and pull the halves apart. This will lead you to a world in which is everything is in perfect balance. You will probably knock lots of stuff over in this world and end up getting chucked out by an unusually symmetric bouncer. That’s OK, it happens to everyone who does this.
5. Push open the door from the lower edge, as if it were a huge catflap. This will get you where you were originally headed, except that you may have become a cat. See point one.
6. Open the door in the conventional way. Observe the door’s edge. A small recessed handle may be visible. Push it out and open the edge of the door. You will not be able to go through unless you started with an unusually thick door, but you may be able to observe the passage of bees or moths through the gap. The light at the other end looks pleasant. Maybe there is some sort of garden through there.
7. Spin the door around a horizontal central axis, like a giant waterwheel or a trick bed in a sinister hostelry. This will pitch you down a steep dark tunnel leading to lands unknown. Fortunately there is a train service from lands unknown back up to the surface, it is a funicular, very interesting. Take 50p for the fare.
8. Find a mirror. Reflect the door in the mirror. Leaving the original alone, open the door in the mirror and go through. You will end up in a land without vampires, but with all your organs reversed. May be useful if you have a vampire problem.
9. Take the door off its hinges and lay it on the floor. Open it. Jump in if you want, but you probably don’t want. This door leads to the hypothetical shaft through the centre of the earth in that physics problem, you know the one, anyway the eventual solution is that you will end up oscillating hypothetically about the shaft’s midpoint and you will probably be hypothetically too hot and without sustenance while you are doing so.
10. Spin the door around a vertical central axis, like a turnstile. This will get you out of whatever you are in that you want to be out of. A stamp on your hand may be needed in the case that you want to return.
11. Remove the door entirely and walk backwards through the remaining hole. You may end up where you were originally going, but backwards. Or you may trip over the step, fling your hands out for stability and accidentally put your fingers in the hinge-holes, thereby becoming a door yourself. From now on you will need to go through yourself to get anywhere. I hope you are good at giving permission.
12. Memorise the door in every aspect. Obsess over the memory-door until it appears in your dreams. Open the door in your dreams in whichever way seems most natural. Go through. You will end up still somewhere in your own head, but maybe from an unusual perspective.
If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.
Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.
As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.
We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.
a rose quartz harem eeey goirl lemme get yo numbbbaaaa 🌹💎Speedpaint
stop being horny at sethverman hes just bald and has a synth
you guys are making jokes on this post but its a real issue youre treating this real human being like hes a fictional character just bc hes a popular internet figure like thats a real man stop being fucking weird in his inbox and on his posts. also just in general at users on this site. its inappropriate and creepy
2 years since the massacre of 49 people at Pulse, an LGBTQ+ nightclub in Orlando FL. Every day 100 people are killed by guns in the USA. Demand action from your elected officials. #HateKills #OrlandoPulse #OnePulse
