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Atlas, 27, he/him, thanks for visiting the blog

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[about30gallonsofchickenbroth]

How could you not include the next three panels

[lordoftablecloths]

peer reviewing this because i didnt realize that either

[doubleca5t]

I take immense schadenfreude in Elon Musk spending $25 million to try to influence an election in Wisconsin only for the candidate he was backing to lose by a larger margin than was predicted before Musk got into the race. Like how tf do you dump that much money into a state supreme court election and get not only nothing out of it but LESS than nothing. That's a truly impressive level of failure. I'm watching Elon become the most hated man in America like the Sickos yes hahaha yes comic

[doubleca5t]

The latest news out of DC is that everyone in the federal government, up to and including all the MAGA ghouls cannot fucking stand Elon Musk

lol. lmao, even

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[if-you-see-gay-me]

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[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

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[scoundrellyfeline]

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

[tsamired]

you are never living this down

[fleshdyke]

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

[steelbluehome]

I'd just like to clarify some things about Senator Cory Booker's marathon Senate speech in protest of the present administration and everything they are doing to the American people.

Senator Booker was NOT allowed to sit down, eat, or use the bathroom during his speech. Sitting or leaving the room to use the bathroom would be considered yielding the floor. Eating would have interfered with his speaking and the person who has the senate floor must continue to speak, except when listening to questions that they will then answer.

He only took occasional sips of water.

The person who previously held the record for longest speech on the Senate floor did have bathroom breaks and also did things like read from the encyclopedia.

Senator Booker did not do that. His speech was to point out the damage that this administration is doing and he stayed on that subject.

Senator Booker's speech did reach many people. It wasn't a silly stunt that was done so that he could take the record for longest speech. He wanted to show the country that democrats will do something to bring attention to the problems we are facing. That democrats are listening to them.

Senator Cory Booker spoke for 25 hours and 4 minutes to "make good trouble."

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

also like, a Black man breaking Strom Thurmond's record is absolutely *chef's kiss*

for those who are too young to know about Strom, he was literally a white supremacist

[estrellasrojas]

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

[cryptotheism]

[bananaeatstape]

not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it

[gauntletqueen]

Can you keep it down? The pizza guy is right here. (twitch link)

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

[alicepooryorik]

Thought Tumblr might like this...

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[coolxatu]

frogs in the summer be like

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[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

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[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

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[embersofkymillo]

@dingdongyouarewrong

[justsomeectoplasm]

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

[justsomeectoplasm]

Behold, my collection

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[justsomeectoplasm]

And my favorite one

[saturniandragon]

I offer an addition.

[justsomeantifas]

Ah yes a portal for the most racist people alive to make people’s lives hell based on nothing.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Pre-Made "Kick Me" Sign

It's so considerate of them to give us a convenient and easy form to direct our spam fake reports to waste their time.

[robotmieser]

i know I've reblogged it like thrice, but at the same time, this is how you fight fascism. Not just with giving them the violence they've given you. Not just by staying alive.

But also annoying the PISS out of them. You put in false reports.

You DDoS them. You put in so many false reports, so many visits to the website that they can't keep up. Enough people with enough false reports and they'll bend. They'll break.

It'll be too expensive to keep it up. Too costly to sift through all the false flags. They are but one organization of the American regime. And we are many.

[themythicalcodfish]

Department of Education Form

A link, for those who are interested (and boy howdy am I). You know what to do. Go forth and Kung Pow Penis these fucks into the ground.

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

okay fine, go big or go home with this

if the stupid butch Kermit post gets 10,000 notes by the end of April I will do my best approximation of a butch Kermit outfit and make a video of me singing rainbow connection in the cosplay