[ruinedchildhood]

[xanaxfarts]

Celestial Seasonings: Iconic Artworks

Lori Anzalone: Bengal Spice (2007)

Mike Wimmer: Candy Cane Lane (2004)

Robert Giusti: Tension Tamer (1991)

Braldt Bralds: Mint Magic (1986)

Tom Newsom: Red Zinger (2004)

Beth Underwood: Sleepytime (1973)

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[officialfist]

[phoneid]

Nokia 6103

[skoomabong]

[dostoyevsky-official]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[naamahdarling]

Glad to report that this seems to be a true story.

[formeganpage]

source

[petrenocka]

There is no way the first person to make one of these was neurotypical

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[headspace-hotel]

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

[thedeliaishere]

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

[the-real-kafka]

Of course she does! Doesn't she worry about being late to work?!

The only thing able to worsen her situation would be being a Gigant bug!

[thedeliaishere]

Franz you'll never fucking believe what just happened to me

[brown-forking-weed]

forgot to tip the lobotomizer i feel like such a idiot

[windewehn]

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

[mtndewbajablast]

“what makes nyc different is its combination of a bunch of different cultures” yeah not unlike any other big city use your head man

[mtndewbajablast]

[slamreid]

[swiftful-thinking13]

I just wanna date a guy who doesn’t think that a peak romantic date is the driving range <3

[antigolfing]

peak romantic date is planting native wildflowers and snakes in the driving range

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[c3po]

i hope this isn't a weird question but what's a cepo? as in your url

can i come live under a rock with u

[deeperwells]

what’s a canon url to a nonbeliever

[energyprison]

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

[kaidanalenkogf]

her tits are plaguing me call that boobonic