Ramblings Of A Wastrel

had to do it to Em

[embyeme]

Hey yall!

My name’s Em, she/her. I’m a writer, a nerd, and a Dungeon Master who fancies herself as being decent at voice acting (emphasis fancies). This is my fandom blog, and here you’ll find a variety of shitposts, headcanons, analysis, mildly thirsty posts about fictional characters, and more! You can also find me on my more serious blog, @sssasharrr, where I sometimes talk about politics, music, or whatever nonfandom issues are rotating in my head at the moment.

Fandoms I post about!

• Arcane (retired)

• Baldur’s Gate III

• Call Of Duty: MW (OG and Reboot) [I do not support the military complex I just LOVE Ghoap]

• Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

• Cyberpunk 2077

• Daredevil & Daredevil: Born Again (TV show)

• Death Stranding I

• Disco Elysium

• Dishonored (franchise)

• Dispatch

• Hannibal (TV show)

• The Count Of Monte Cristo (novel & film)

• The Locked Tomb (novels)

• The Last Of Us I & II

• The Walking Dead (TV show)

• Scarlet Hollow

I humbly ask that if I annoy or upset you over something trivial, you make use of the block button. I don’t mind at all, and I find discourse exhausting.

Please enjoy your stay in my realm of madness!

[germechart]

«You can see how a cup falls from the table and breaks, but you will never be able to see how the pieces of the cup reassemble and return to the table»

[nastyaoguzka]

Is Hannibal... in love with me?🐟

Yes. But do you ache… for him?🍷

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[embyeme]

@moonyboons woobles you with my teeths

[literaryera]

I keep hearing John Green say he's retired from working and lemme just say John Green is the least retired retired person I've ever seen.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I am retired!!! I retired in October of 2017 and have kept my promise not to exchange my labor for money.

Since 2017, I have only done stuff that I thought was interesting or useful regardless of whether it pays, because we have more than enough money, and despite what billionaires might tell you, there is literally no difference between "more than enough" and "much more than enough."

So I no longer work for money. But in retirement one must keep busy, which is why I have taken on an unpaid gig as the social media intern for a coffee and tea business that donates 100% of its profit to charity.

I also sometimes travel to universities and other places to speak in support of Partners in Health and global access to tuberculosis care, and sometimes I write books because writing makes me happy, and every Tuesday I make a video on vlogbrothers, and I make a podcast about the world cup with my friends from high school, and so on, but none of these things constitutes work. These are just Retirement Projects, which are essential to a happy retirement.

[dokibloom]

[ondust]

Will and Winston reunite

[embyeme]

serious post jumpscare but I am at my wit’s end with the North American job economy. Every single posting is like

We’re looking for a bold, innovative POSITION TITLE to join our team of X specialists. Applicants should have at least 30 years of work experience in Y, a commercial drivers license, 15 references obtained within the last 3 months, and a signed letter of recommendation from your 6th grade English teacher.

Position Type: Part Time

Average Weekly Hours: 1283–1300

Starting wage: $2

Benefits: Go Fuck Yourself Buddy, 2% Store-wide Discount

and then you spend 2 hours getting everything they want only to be ghosted, or get an invitation to an interview with no date or follow up information, or my personal favorite, an AI generated multi level marketing pitch. I’m so. Explodes. 3 months of my life consumed by the dark beast Indeed and its loathsome second aspect, Linked In. I’m becoming the worst cloistered nun this generation has ever seen if this continues. can’t even join the coal mines, they shut those down.

[valiants]

What you've wrought

[embyeme]

wouldn’t it be hilarious instead of losing Ghost to some epic sacrifice or tragic fatal wound this time around Price just pushes Simon off the roof and a Wilhelm Scream plays

[soilents]

i don’t post like this often, but i watched the mw4 trailer today and i have so many questions..

[embyeme]

rant in tags 😀😀😀

[evilmoldywizard]

Hannibal kinda unethical fr

[drawerbread]

don't turn around (please turn around)

[synfullewrecche]

Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

[embyeme]

trying to explain why Dishonored is basically my favourite video game is like. Well. The voice acting is, primarily bad. The entire combat system revolves around killing, eating, starving, or befriending rats. There are only 10 lines of ambient dialogue and I love all of them. You can never see the protagonist or hear him in the first game, but he has big dick energy so inconceivably strong that it hardly matters. The game’s lore and themes are morally nuanced, but every single person you meet falls into one of four camps (“helpless civilian”, “guy who’s just following orders, “ontologically evil”, and “crippled with guilt and choking on regret). They went off *unbelievably* hard with the world building. The majority of it is hidden in gay poetry and the diary entries of the man who killed your wife. Attention is lovingly poured into the mundane and fantastical aspects of life, and each wound or injustice suffered is a serious part of the narrative that characters are expected to carry with them for the rest of their lives. The pinnacle of the game happens when two Greeks, asexual and bisexual respectively, have a time travelling sword fight on top of what is basically the crumbling ruins of the World Trade Center. best game I have ever played hands down.

[martyfive]

‘turn around, bright eyes’

‘and if you only hold me tight, we’ll be holding on forever’

[tpwrtrmnky]

The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me

Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.