I love hyperbole more than life itself.

Emily: Publishing nerd & pop culture enthusiast, NYC. Yeah? Well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man. Come on down to the Mermaid Cafe and I will buy you a bottle of wine.

[s6spiria]

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[mysterium-solis]

Frontispiece for In Northern Mists: Arctic Exploration in Early Times by Fridtjof Nansen (1911)

[thedankmemes]

[1234713]

[themmfatale]

2020 gothic

- you join a zoom call. everyone’s mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway. you stare at the squares with faces in them. which is your face? you can’t be sure.

- the news is full of numbers. you try to learn what they mean, but the articles are full of jargon from fields you have no experience in, and you swear the numbers change when you blink. 

- you wake up. you sleep. you wake up. you sleep. how many days was that? you have no idea.

- you go for a walk. a shadow follows you down the street, moving when you move, stopping when you stop. always the recommended six feet away.

- every day you get several emails from corporations you’ve never heard of. each company name sounds fake, too vague, too optimistic. “Stay healthy! :)” they say. “We’re committed to keeping you safe! You must stay healthy! We love you very much! We learned everything about you so we can keep you safe! Please believe us we love you so much we’ r e  , s 0Rry:):)):))”  You try to unsubscribe, but the link just takes you to a blank black webpage. Suddenly, you can make out your reflection in the screen. What’s that over your shoulder?

- you’ve been wearing the same clothes for days, but somehow there is laundry.

[calamitaswrath]

Fantasy things that I can never get enough of

Airships that literally are just flying ships

Underground dwarven halls

Cave systems that have their own source of lighting, like glowing mushrooms, moss or water

Elvish settlements that are build on, in and around trees

Dragon hoards in abandoned dwarven halls

Abandoned castles, preferably recently abandoned

Villages build in cliff sides

Floating islands

Towers standing mysteriously and/or ominously in the landscape

Ridicilously huge libraries that may or may not defy the laws of physics

[everythingstarstuff]

[9d6problems]

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

You get a sword but you won’t like where

[brightlotusmoon]

[valtsv]

everything in moderation except women with swords

[valtsv]

everything can be improved by adding more women with swords and if you disagree prepare to meet my blade

[emchughes]

Gideon the Ninth (2019)

[zacsoyama]

not to snap but

[taishaunas]

1.01 | 4.13

[emchughes]

no no no no no no no no no no no

[winelandcounty]

[memewhore]

[civilizationkills]

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

[neitherlandslibrary]

Sneak Peak of Episode 7″

[emchughes]

THE SUBTEXT IS RAPIDLY BECOMING TEXT

[sealotter]

hale, jason & stella; behind the scenes of the magicians: 4.05 (x)

[rustandruin]

Peaches and plums, motherfucker

Peaches and plums, motherfucker

Peaches and plums, motherfucker

Peaches and plums, motherfucker

Peaches and plums, motherfucker

Peaches and plums, motherfucker

Peaches and plums, motherfucker

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

HE SITS

[unclebeanbag]

Plomp

[opossumsantics]

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

[defilerwyrm]

she is BETRAYED