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[assimilation-failure]

[byrdblood]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[captain-price-returns]

[orteil42]

i'm very happy with cookie clicker's success of course but it's difficult to tell if it was a freak fluke or if there was some sort of unsuspected secret sauce at play. could i do it again. modesty aside somewhere in my hundreds of design docs for other game ideas there could be the game industry equivalent of a nuclear bomb. i must tread lightly

[orteil42]

[lazy as shit, doesn't make anything] i.m saving the world

[madicham]

[madicham]

wuh? huh?

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[r3333f]

we don’t have to fight anymore

[molsno]

[molsno]

[infectiouspiss]

why must we humiliate the small penis? why not appreciate it? little handful of cock so easy to hold, easiest blowjob of your life, much harder to hit with a nerf dart, much cooler when you trickshot snipe it with a nerf dart from 50 feet, way way cooler than hitting that easy ass 8 inch target, get that cock off the trickshot field we're never gonna get a million views if we're doing wimpy trickshots. check this shit out *throws a shot glass across a basketball court and it lands perfectly on a guys tiny cock* that's a million views right there

[adastrabbit]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[balile]

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[sm64mario]

AND NOT MISS

[dykegoro]

Working w my jiujitsu instructor tonight and he's like "An important concept when practicing jiujitsu is tori-uke. The uke is the person on the receiving end of the technique" and I had to clamp my mouth shut so hard

[dykegoro]

Normal person: (uses standard Japanese athletic term)

Me (graduated summa cum laude from Yaoi University class of 2011):

[fujocoded]

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[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[runby2]

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.