ecto_flecto

love a good bit of silly nonsense

[bpdvoid]

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

[setheverman]

hey guys, what’s the mood for today?

[trauma-sharkbud-deactivated2017]

[homoz]

Me about myself when I perform the most basic human functions

[sunkenyachtclub]

A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys

[officialghostfucker-deactivated]

If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[fluffyrabidkitten]

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

[surprisebitch]

drag them!

[3000gayteen]

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

[surprisebitch]

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

[hamhamclubhouse]

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

[surprisebitch]

… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be

And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks

If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic

and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

[aphrodeiti]

Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma?? Like you’ve been dealing with it for so long that when you accidentally let it slip out in conversation and the persons like “um oh my god?” You’re like wow I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another #noted

[dajo42]

ross and rachel weren’t on a break. ross stormed out of an argument he caused before they could discuss the terms and talk things through as reasonable people, and later when they had another chance to talk he decided his jealous insecurity was more important and hung up the phone because rachel’s friend mark had come over to help her through a difficult time (caused by her boyfriend storming out on her after an argument he caused). relationships are a two-way street and changes in them need to be spoken about. a positive, healthy relationship relies on communication and trust, neither of which ross is apparently capable of. they weren’t on a break, but frankly, they never should have been together in the first place. rachel was struggling to claim her independence and grow as a person after a life of relying on her father’s money and finally making her way on her own and frankly ross’ petty jealousy he refused to work on or talk about didn’t help. fuck ross. rachel should have been a lesbian

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

my professor: if he or she was to use his or her-

me:

[raccoonhearteyes]

netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous. please stop telling me to continue watching and remove it from my lists forever’

[feministism]

what the actual fuck

[msmarvel]

Shuri and T’challa in Black Panther Official Trailer

[meganmayday]

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

[tellmenoliesboutique]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

[tainbocuailnge]

social media was a good development because back in ancient greece it didn’t exist and people would just be yelling their opinions in the city square instead and the only way to block them was murder or exile

[tainbocuailnge]

the court of athens, sentencing socrates to death for “rotting the youth and disrespecting the gods”: blocked, unfollowed, reported

[herfleur-deactivated20250810]

A Lesson in Warmth

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

[with-practice]

Susan Kare, famous graphic artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM. (1980s)

[lexaproletariat-deactivated2018]

[clairesclitpiercing]

#so we all agree she’s hot