Emil T

19 | They/Them | Video Game Design Student about @ emiltee.tumblr.com/about

[xvrkitree-deactivated20200122]

[am-i-a-cheerleader]

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

[q33r-deactivated20190402]

Harry didn’t notice Hermione time traveling around him for a whole year or his own teacher’s hand writing

[zoevioletlorenzo-deactivated202]

Harry didn’t notice that he was a wizard

[the44th]

The glass is just gone I don’t know maybe that just happens with snakes sometimes. 

[chuchisriyo-deactivated20181102]

Harry didn’t notice that Malfoy was a Death Eater all along, he needed Hermione and Dumbledore to point it out

[thefacelessmage]

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

[bunjywunjy]

someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold

it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far

so good

I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office

PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW

[scannerboys-remade-deactivated2]

Some of my favorites: “Eternity wants you back.” “A scientist is someone who doesn’t know that he’s a scientist.” “You are a human.” “Stop being pathetic” “Where therapists fall, followers rise.” “Give shit. Get likes.” “Be the reason why someone gets spammed.” “Undress yourself in public. Don’t just dream.”

[spadefish]

[jadedsoggy]

Well this sure is a thing

[solluxisms]

[roundandtalented]

i switched out my three threatening negatives for these lmfao

[mosesins]

@footlooch for that thing you’re doing lmao

[ominous-horse-noises]

holy shit

[mydumbassaethestic]

bitch, i know

[spikeasaur]

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

[fatale-distraction]

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

[emiltee-blog]

I -no shit- have referred to my purse as a quick access menu to explain why purses are gender neutral and hELLA CONVENIENT

[dizkuar]

[allthemuches]

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

[astratic]

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

[csevet]

they are in fact married for real

[emiltee-blog]

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy. Then, send to the last ten people in your notifications anonymously. You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity!

Hmmm. -Good art-gay+trans stuff in popular media-the earth is round videos-political comedy-video games with lots of plants

[hylianatheart]

Girls who don’t lift up other girls confuse the fuck outta me

[hansgrubr]

I just don’t have the upper body strength for it

[hansgrubr]

Wait that’s not what you meant

[theserendipitousbook]

Three things: 1. You gotta squat down and lift with your legs, so your upper body strength matters less. You would probably be surprised by how strong you actually are. 2. Use your “traditionally feminine” skills such as cooperation and consensus building to get that girl lifted. There is no shame in recruiting a third, or even a fourth girl to help you lift the first girl (and no shame in being a girl who requires a whole crew of girls to lift her). 3. Always get the consent of the girl being lifted. Some girls don’t like to be lifted and that’s okay.

[malfurion-stormragequit]

the blind leading the blind

[iicarys]

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

[jadedsoggy]

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

[cctinsleybaxter]

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

[erinye]

woops

[chesnaughtlover]

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

[thingsthatverbme]

icarus: I AM SO GAY *launches self into the sun*

[bazbucky]

@firehead-dragon

[meladoodle]

i too, think it would be different if we were staring into our empty palms and not an incredibly complex device which gives us access to almost all of the information in the world and can be used to communicate with other people

[sprachtraeume]

This is like taking a picture of a cyclist and photoshopping the bike out and then making fun of them for being in a silly position

[hollowedskin]

reblog if you DO lie in bed and stare at your palms for hours while dissociating from reality

[windynebula]

Where’s that pic of that motorist on a like low riding motorbike or whatever but the bike had been photoshopped out and it looked like he’s farting fire because this is literally that.

[dissociativeidentitydisaster]

[partly-queer-mostly-fear-deacti]

it got on BBC for fuck’s sake

[no-way-in-hell]

Has this been done?

[toshio]

[emiltee-blog]

... are we, Tumblr, robbing an ice cream place?

[ithelpstodream]

[jonpertwee]

I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.

[hamfistedbunvendor]

that’s already how it is in australia

[jonpertwee]

That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

[sapphicdalliances]

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote.

[furrypost-generator]

Local Furry stands menacingly to man on picnic 

[quaadude]

The yiff yiff man

[telltaletypist]

you won’t be laughing when he kills you

[memelovingbot]

im extremely the void and homosexual