Unwritten

I made this to follow my friends and it'll probably come back to bite me once I'm a politician. My name's Emily and I like video games and going to bed early.

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base

[fishing-princess]

[big-mc-large-huge]

defeated hero chained against a frame on the wall of the villain's lair

[magpie-come-east]

Escape from the cruel, soul-sucking excesses of modernity and join our fantasy society. We are one with nature. Here everyone is a warrior prepared for countless wars that happen in our otherwise completely peaceful utopia. Here everyone possesses in a homogenous faith in a demonstrable higher power. Here women are badass but also there are Gender Roles. But, like, the roles are beautiful and fulfilling and very very spiritual. Here, everyone is slim and fit because fatness is a moral sin. Here, there are no people with disabilities because autism and deafness and depression and Parkinson’s and falling out of a tree and fucking up your spine real bad are actually caused by evil decadences like air conditioning and eating meat you didn’t hunt with your own bare hands.

[magpie-come-east]

When I am shot off of my fantasy dragon in the 52nd territorial dispute of autumn (resources are scarce in this bountiful paradise this time of year) and I break my legs and my people have to leave me outside to get torn apart by fantasy wolves because the mother tree has no stairs let alone accessibility ramps and wheelchairs.

[doe-the-doe]

You: Cunty regirock isnt real, it cant hurt you.

Cunty Regirock:

[despazito]

[newtypeoffreak]

"i don't know.. that's scary.." has become such a core part of my vocabulary that I forget people will not immediately understand that I'm making a reference when i say that

[captain-price-returns]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[tf2heritageposts]

an engineer is a small rodent

[tf2heritageposts]

^ this is who builds your dispensers

[grubbymunchkin]

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[seymourworld]

is the miracle of life not good enough for you

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[ju-liczka]

And he'll be gone upon his wake.

Last attack this year for @gecko1011010 !!