The only thing you have is psychological warfare

EmilyRose 27

[anxietyproblem]

[mobydyke]

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

[mobydyke]

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

[mobydyke]

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

[weaselle]

being your own zookeeper, in charge of your own enrichment

[berlynn-wohl]

This is the Money Goat! Reblog the Money Goat to win fabulous cash prizes!

A warning: the cash will smell just a little bit like a goat.

[berlynn-wohl]

Behold, the money goat stands at the door and knocks! If anyone hears its bleat and opens the door, the goat will dine with him, and he with the goat.

…but that might get messy, so you might just want to step out onto the porch and pet him. :)

[memewhore]

[aelin-fireheartt]

The funniest thing SJM ever did was make 6'3 broad shouldered, Muscled god in a fae body Rowan Whitethorn shift into a tiny little White tailed Hawk.

Just imagine this huge dude shifting before your eyes into this little guy

[themoonmothwrites]

My 4yo: *points to the label on my tea bag* what does that say?

Me: it says “over 300 years of experience”. It means the people at twinings have been making tea for 300 hundred years.

Her: *dramatic gasp* they haven’t even died?!

Me: *whispering* tea vampires…

[lynati]

Immortalitea.

[necarion]

You may live forever, but there is a steep cost.

[anxietyproblem]

[notcaptainjack]

[humming-bird10]

Fuck that's cool

[clockworkbee]

Cardan literally said,

And then exiled Jude in the same book.

[windstalkerwolf]

ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

[lolotehe]

They do look active.

[ruffboi-mags]

#it looks like it’s sounding out the letters on the sign #I love it (via @taibhsearachd​)

[knifefarty]

[anxietyproblem]

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[siahatha]

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

[acoolguy]

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

[enigma-absolute]

@annabethisterrified you’re

w h a t

[annabethisterrified]

LOL yep that’s the day job! I started last year after graduating, working on the NASA side of things with the mission doing social media/outreach, so I’m going to do my obligatory HUBBY LINK DROP: insta, twitter, fb

[dexmathylphenidate]

[transmascfrankiero]

you are NEVER too old to nestle under a blankie and get so cozy and warm. remember this

[ilikeit-art]

Four times taller than the Niagara Falls, the majestic Kaieteur Falls in Guyana sits in the Amazon Forest. At a dizzying 741 feet, it is also known as the world’s largest single drop waterfall!

[bunniesagainstgovernments]

That looks like a lot more than one drop of water.

[biglawbear]

Hey quick question but why does it look like one of the Plagues

[qem-chibati]

For people asking about the colour:

(1) time of day and lighting plus angle. This isn’t thé only red photo out there, but it’s certainly one of the most striking I’ve seen.

(2) the water flowing into it is very brown, there’s a lot of sediment in it. Conglomerate and sandstone is the mix I saw listed when I checked.

(3) the foam mixing in will make the brown colour lighter which can make it easier for us to pick out the red elements

(4) waterfall is haunted.

“At the base of Kaieteur the force of the falling water creates a weird phenomenon – constant hurricane. There are constant waves in the small pond, the air is full with fleeces of foam gyrating chaotically. The wind is pulling the visitors and it seems that the day is grey and stormy. But – as one leaves the base of falls – it turns out that the sun is shining and all trees stand calmly.”

Hope that helps for anyone looking through for the answer!

[kingarthurscat]

Am I the only one whose eyes went straight to the very large birds first?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This already looks like a portal to hell with demon raptors circling it and you’re telling me there’s also a PERMANENT HURRICANE down there??

[ronedob-deactivated20220805]

doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness affects 1 in 8 women

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]