My.Life

This is where I go to get out all my ridiculously weird thoughts all in one place.

[stayxsound]

[wintersoldeirs]

‘one more chapter’ i say as my eye twitches with sleep deprivation. the sun is beginning to rise. birds are chirping. all my regrets hit me at once.

[trannysaurus--rex]

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

[heyyalan]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

[thugilly]

Time to delete my account.

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if Leo has been trying to warn us about climate change since 1993 and now it’s too late? If only we gave him an Oscar sooner.

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[100493503004422]

I love drunk me but I don’t trust her

[sandandglass]

[sagesenora-deactivated20181103]

I'ma miss the hell out of him.

[shejla21]

[stability]

[cosmic-noir]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY?????

[prettylittleliartheorie-s]

[radsturbate]

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

[everyonewillfallaway-deactivate]

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post memes on tumblr dot com

[pterodactuality]

i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”

[themilkywhiteway]

[m00nlady]

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

[secretsofabully]

[jennifergarner]