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i saw my husband make an account and thought i’d join

[clownin44]

How are the roleplay accounts doing ?

[emmabannerofficial]

i think i had too much coffee and died for a month

[emmabannerofficial]

Beautiful Person Award. Once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out! 🌸 :3

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TWICE BECAYSE MR BANNER DOESNF HAVE HIS ASKS OPEN SO THAT ONE IS FOR HIM

@mikebanneroficial honey there’s a message for you 🥰

[thomas-walterofficial]

Batin hasn't come out in a while.

Wonder how the fella is doing.

[jasmineofficial]

Oh? Should we be worried?

[thomas-walterofficial]

Not really.

But it's somewhat weird; he usually comes out at least once a day. Now I barely hear him rambling to himself. Had something scared him into not coming out??

[jasmineofficial]

Maybe the crows scared him

[thomas-walterofficial]

Probably, he doesn't like it when R.B pecks at him every time he comes out.

...but even she's calmed down around him. So...what gives??

[jasmineofficial]

I honestly couldn't tell you what's happening...

[thomas-walterofficial]

...I hope he's just trying to give himself time to think.

Life's been a little confusing since he figured out how to get out of his contract.

[emmabannerofficial]

i hope he’s gone forever 🙏

[barronsbgofficial]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I SAW TYLER AND LOGAN KISS IM GONNA RIP MY EYES OUT AND BLEND THEM INTO A SMOOTHIE GROSS

[ashlynbannerofficial]

good

[barronsbgofficial]

NO NOT GOOD THATS PDA

[ashlynbannerofficial]

oh womp womp you saw something harmless that only you have a problem poor thing.

[barronsbgofficial]

I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE F@GOTRY I DONT WANNA SEE ANYONE KISS ITS GROSS

[ashlynbannerofficial]

okay??? you dont have to post it on the internet. keep it to yourself and move on instead of acting like a child. also, slurs? really? we all knew you were immature, but you didnt need to prove it again.

[emmabannerofficial]

tell him hun! cheering you on mamma bear style 🐻🐻🐻🐻

[barronsbgofficial]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I SAW TYLER AND LOGAN KISS IM GONNA RIP MY EYES OUT AND BLEND THEM INTO A SMOOTHIE GROSS

[emmabannerofficial]

english or spanish barron

[emmabannerofficial]

do you want to join a discord server specifically for sbgblr?? theres specific channels and a role for rp accs (this is tyler rp admin btw) its a work in progress atm but you dont have to help make it or be staff

ooc: YES THATD BE SO COOL dm me and i’ll give you my user and stuff, or you can just send the link idk but YES YES DEFINITELY THAT SOUNDS FUN

[ashlynbannerofficial]

midnight coffee yay

[thomas-walterofficial]

Ashlyn...go to sleep please...

[ashlynbannerofficial]

its simply not one of those nights

[thomas-walterofficial]

Well, I can understand that..

But for crying out loud, a teenager your age shouldn't look like a raccoon--

[ashlynbannerofficial]

im

i look like a what?

[thomas-walterofficial]

A raccoon...

Y'know, the animals that dig in the garbage...

(...like Batin...)

[emmabannerofficial]

call my daughter a raccoon again and i’ll show you a few tactics i learned in the military 🙂

[thomas-walterofficial]

I will let Batin take over and outrun you

That thing is a literal feral cat--

[emmabannerofficial]

it needs to be euthanized

[thomas-walterofficial]

WHAT--

You do realize that Batin is inside my head, right? Like

you can't put him down.....

[emmabannerofficial]

anything is possible if you have the right mindset mr thomas.

[thomas-walterofficial]

.

no thank you

he's actually pretty useful when he's not acting like a cat

...or raccoon.

[emmabannerofficial]

i’m concerned for your health

[thomas-walterofficial]

I am too.

...so was my mom. She tried sending me to a psych ward--

[emmabannerofficial]

i think you should listen to her…

[thomas-walterofficial]

...my mother hated me...she wanted to get rid of me...she wanted me DEAD.

...why the hell would I listen to that witch.

[emmabannerofficial]

ah. well. i didn’t know that. my bad…

[barronsbgofficial]

YO WICH ONE OF YOU MFERS TAUGHT THAT LIL KID TO SWEAR I MAY HATE YALL BUT THAT KID AINT INVOLVED SO I AM

Slightly worried

BUT DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE THIS AS ME CARING ABOUT YALL JUST THE KID CAUSE THATS A FUCKINH KID

@taylorhernandezofficial @tylerhernandezofficial @loganfieldsofficial @ashlynbannerofficial @aidenclarkofficial @ryan-unofficial @alexlaurierofficial @benclarkoffical

[loganfieldsofficial]

I think she's overheard some other people swearing and picked up on it, it's a lot harder to avoid when she can eventually come across anything someone posts

I don't think a child should really have full reign on the internet like this, it worries me for what she might see–

[best-bro-ben]

Lots of things

I saw weird Phineas from Phineas and Ferb, a skeleton with a blue jacket, naked people,a bunch of pretty colours that I think were called pride flags, a tall man with a green coat, naked people, a bunch of words, a triangle with an eye and a top hat, naked people

[lilyclarkoffical]

oh don’t forget the dudes kissing and getting flashed, the aus and the ads, hockey kids, and people running through doors to see uh.. um.. “mike banner in the next room over booty butt naked, soaked in oil, and laid out on the bed”, this show called stranger things I watched when I was bored, owl house stuff, thirst traps with like a bear trap and a water bottle on it…. And more naked people

[mikebanneroficial]

the

what.

[emmabannerofficial]

i’d like to have a word with the person who suggested that one…

[catladymasterofsqirl]

B3achy the villain did

[emmabannerofficial]

does anyone know where this “B3achy” lives.. for research purposes.. 😊

[barronsbgofficial]

YO WICH ONE OF YOU MFERS TAUGHT THAT LIL KID TO SWEAR I MAY HATE YALL BUT THAT KID AINT INVOLVED SO I AM

Slightly worried

BUT DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE THIS AS ME CARING ABOUT YALL JUST THE KID CAUSE THATS A FUCKINH KID

@taylorhernandezofficial @tylerhernandezofficial @loganfieldsofficial @ashlynbannerofficial @aidenclarkofficial @ryan-unofficial @alexlaurierofficial @benclarkoffical

[loganfieldsofficial]

I think she's overheard some other people swearing and picked up on it, it's a lot harder to avoid when she can eventually come across anything someone posts

I don't think a child should really have full reign on the internet like this, it worries me for what she might see–

[best-bro-ben]

Lots of things

I saw weird Phineas from Phineas and Ferb, a skeleton with a blue jacket, naked people,a bunch of pretty colours that I think were called pride flags, a tall man with a green coat, naked people, a bunch of words, a triangle with an eye and a top hat, naked people

[lilyclarkoffical]

oh don’t forget the dudes kissing and getting flashed, the aus and the ads, hockey kids, and people running through doors to see uh.. um.. “mike banner in the next room over booty butt naked, soaked in oil, and laid out on the bed”, this show called stranger things I watched when I was bored, owl house stuff, thirst traps with like a bear trap and a water bottle on it…. And more naked people

[mikebanneroficial]

the

what.

[emmabannerofficial]

i’d like to have a word with the person who suggested that one…

[mikebanneroficial]

Emma calm down dear, I'll take care of it ok- Emma calm down, Emma sit back down, please. Emma

[emmabannerofficial]

don’t tell me to calm down dear. i’m getting aiden, i heard he’s good at… doxxing? is that what it’s called? @aidenclarkofficial dox.

[ashlynbannerofficial]

midnight coffee yay

[thomas-walterofficial]

Ashlyn...go to sleep please...

[ashlynbannerofficial]

its simply not one of those nights

[thomas-walterofficial]

Well, I can understand that..

But for crying out loud, a teenager your age shouldn't look like a raccoon--

[ashlynbannerofficial]

im

i look like a what?

[thomas-walterofficial]

A raccoon...

Y'know, the animals that dig in the garbage...

(...like Batin...)

[emmabannerofficial]

call my daughter a raccoon again and i’ll show you a few tactics i learned in the military 🙂

[thomas-walterofficial]

I will let Batin take over and outrun you

That thing is a literal feral cat--

[emmabannerofficial]

it needs to be euthanized

[thomas-walterofficial]

WHAT--

You do realize that Batin is inside my head, right? Like

you can't put him down.....

[emmabannerofficial]

anything is possible if you have the right mindset mr thomas.

[thomas-walterofficial]

.

no thank you

he's actually pretty useful when he's not acting like a cat

...or raccoon.

[emmabannerofficial]

i’m concerned for your health

[thomas-walterofficial]

I am too.

...so was my mom. She tried sending me to a psych ward--

[emmabannerofficial]

i think you should listen to her…

[barronsbgofficial]

YO WICH ONE OF YOU MFERS TAUGHT THAT LIL KID TO SWEAR I MAY HATE YALL BUT THAT KID AINT INVOLVED SO I AM

Slightly worried

BUT DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE THIS AS ME CARING ABOUT YALL JUST THE KID CAUSE THATS A FUCKINH KID

@taylorhernandezofficial @tylerhernandezofficial @loganfieldsofficial @ashlynbannerofficial @aidenclarkofficial @ryan-unofficial @alexlaurierofficial @benclarkoffical

[loganfieldsofficial]

I think she's overheard some other people swearing and picked up on it, it's a lot harder to avoid when she can eventually come across anything someone posts

I don't think a child should really have full reign on the internet like this, it worries me for what she might see–

[best-bro-ben]

Lots of things

I saw weird Phineas from Phineas and Ferb, a skeleton with a blue jacket, naked people,a bunch of pretty colours that I think were called pride flags, a tall man with a green coat, naked people, a bunch of words, a triangle with an eye and a top hat, naked people

[lilyclarkoffical]

oh don’t forget the dudes kissing and getting flashed, the aus and the ads, hockey kids, and people running through doors to see uh.. um.. “mike banner in the next room over booty butt naked, soaked in oil, and laid out on the bed”, this show called stranger things I watched when I was bored, owl house stuff, thirst traps with like a bear trap and a water bottle on it…. And more naked people

[mikebanneroficial]

the

what.

[emmabannerofficial]

i’d like to have a word with the person who suggested that one…

[ashlynbannerofficial]

midnight coffee yay

[thomas-walterofficial]

Ashlyn...go to sleep please...

[ashlynbannerofficial]

its simply not one of those nights

[thomas-walterofficial]

Well, I can understand that..

But for crying out loud, a teenager your age shouldn't look like a raccoon--

[ashlynbannerofficial]

im

i look like a what?

[thomas-walterofficial]

A raccoon...

Y'know, the animals that dig in the garbage...

(...like Batin...)

[emmabannerofficial]

call my daughter a raccoon again and i’ll show you a few tactics i learned in the military 🙂

[thomas-walterofficial]

I will let Batin take over and outrun you

That thing is a literal feral cat--

[emmabannerofficial]

it needs to be euthanized

[thomas-walterofficial]

WHAT--

You do realize that Batin is inside my head, right? Like

you can't put him down.....

[emmabannerofficial]

anything is possible if you have the right mindset mr thomas.

[thomas-walterofficial]

.

no thank you

he's actually pretty useful when he's not acting like a cat

...or raccoon.

[emmabannerofficial]

i’m concerned for your health

[ashlynbannerofficial]

midnight coffee yay

[thomas-walterofficial]

Ashlyn...go to sleep please...

[ashlynbannerofficial]

its simply not one of those nights

[thomas-walterofficial]

Well, I can understand that..

But for crying out loud, a teenager your age shouldn't look like a raccoon--

[ashlynbannerofficial]

im

i look like a what?

[thomas-walterofficial]

A raccoon...

Y'know, the animals that dig in the garbage...

(...like Batin...)

[emmabannerofficial]

call my daughter a raccoon again and i’ll show you a few tactics i learned in the military 🙂

[jasmineofficial]

You and I know that your daughter looks like a raccoon only because of the circles under her eyes.

[emmabannerofficial]

well maybe she has trouble getting sleep cause SOMEONE lead her to a weird haunted house that got her stuck into another dimension every midnight for seven hours straight… wonder who that was 😐

[ryan-unofficial]

Come on, cut Jas some slack...

At least she didn't stalk your kids....

[emmabannerofficial]

you did what.

[ryan-unofficial]

...

Listen, I didn't want to do it.

I have a contract, you have to understand that.

If I don't do as I am told, I could literally be killed.

...but I'm done following his orders. I want to help, I just...I just don't know how to yet.

Give me a chance, and I'll make sure everyone is out safely

I promise.

[emmabannerofficial]

alright.. i trust you. BUT IF YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY KID AGAIN.

[ashlynbannerofficial]

midnight coffee yay

[thomas-walterofficial]

Ashlyn...go to sleep please...

[ashlynbannerofficial]

its simply not one of those nights

[thomas-walterofficial]

Well, I can understand that..

But for crying out loud, a teenager your age shouldn't look like a raccoon--

[ashlynbannerofficial]

im

i look like a what?

[thomas-walterofficial]

A raccoon...

Y'know, the animals that dig in the garbage...

(...like Batin...)

[emmabannerofficial]

call my daughter a raccoon again and i’ll show you a few tactics i learned in the military 🙂

[thomas-walterofficial]

I will let Batin take over and outrun you

That thing is a literal feral cat--

[emmabannerofficial]

it needs to be euthanized

[thomas-walterofficial]

WHAT--

You do realize that Batin is inside my head, right? Like

you can't put him down.....

[emmabannerofficial]

anything is possible if you have the right mindset mr thomas.

[ashlynbannerofficial]

midnight coffee yay

[thomas-walterofficial]

Ashlyn...go to sleep please...

[ashlynbannerofficial]

its simply not one of those nights

[thomas-walterofficial]

Well, I can understand that..

But for crying out loud, a teenager your age shouldn't look like a raccoon--

[ashlynbannerofficial]

im

i look like a what?

[thomas-walterofficial]

A raccoon...

Y'know, the animals that dig in the garbage...

(...like Batin...)

[emmabannerofficial]

call my daughter a raccoon again and i’ll show you a few tactics i learned in the military 🙂

[jasmineofficial]

You and I know that your daughter looks like a raccoon only because of the circles under her eyes.

[emmabannerofficial]

well maybe she has trouble getting sleep cause SOMEONE lead her to a weird haunted house that got her stuck into another dimension every midnight for seven hours straight… wonder who that was 😐

[jasmineofficial]

I ALREADY APOLOGIZED FOR THAT!!

[emmabannerofficial]

THEN DONT CALL HER A RACCOON!!!!

[jasmineofficial]

BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!

[emmabannerofficial]

WELL… YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!!!!

[ashlynbannerofficial]

thank you mom

[emmabannerofficial]

you’re welcome honey 🥰💞

[jasmineofficial]

I love that mother-daughter dynamic... It would have been lovely for me to have a mother like that, but bad luck for me, it didn't happen that way.

[emmabannerofficial]

yeah i love my daughter 🥰

[jasmineofficial]

One question, after I was the cause of your daughter having dark circles and nightmares, if you saw me from the front, would you punch me in the face?

[emmabannerofficial]

depends how i’m feeling that day. but in most cases.. yes! nothing personal though…

[jasmineofficial]

Well... I deserve it anyway...

...

Do you want coffee?

[emmabannerofficial]

it’s probably a bad idea considering the time but yes please

[jasmineofficial]

I wasn't going to sleep either, do you want to see my office? It's full of paperwork, why? A bunch of idiots thought it was a good idea to open an infected person's cage... The joke tells itself

...

Do you like black coffee or-?

[emmabannerofficial]

black coffee, two and a half packs of sugar, five teaspoons of milk and a pinch of salt.

[ashlynbannerofficial]

midnight coffee yay

[thomas-walterofficial]

Ashlyn...go to sleep please...

[ashlynbannerofficial]

its simply not one of those nights

[thomas-walterofficial]

Well, I can understand that..

But for crying out loud, a teenager your age shouldn't look like a raccoon--

[ashlynbannerofficial]

im

i look like a what?

[thomas-walterofficial]

A raccoon...

Y'know, the animals that dig in the garbage...

(...like Batin...)

[emmabannerofficial]

call my daughter a raccoon again and i’ll show you a few tactics i learned in the military 🙂

[jasmineofficial]

You and I know that your daughter looks like a raccoon only because of the circles under her eyes.

[emmabannerofficial]

well maybe she has trouble getting sleep cause SOMEONE lead her to a weird haunted house that got her stuck into another dimension every midnight for seven hours straight… wonder who that was 😐

[jasmineofficial]

I ALREADY APOLOGIZED FOR THAT!!

[emmabannerofficial]

THEN DONT CALL HER A RACCOON!!!!

[jasmineofficial]

BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!

[emmabannerofficial]

WELL… YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!!!!

[ashlynbannerofficial]

thank you mom

[emmabannerofficial]

you’re welcome honey 🥰💞

[jasmineofficial]

I love that mother-daughter dynamic... It would have been lovely for me to have a mother like that, but bad luck for me, it didn't happen that way.

[emmabannerofficial]

yeah i love my daughter 🥰

[jasmineofficial]

One question, after I was the cause of your daughter having dark circles and nightmares, if you saw me from the front, would you punch me in the face?

[emmabannerofficial]

depends how i’m feeling that day. but in most cases.. yes! nothing personal though…

[jasmineofficial]

Well... I deserve it anyway...

...

Do you want coffee?

[emmabannerofficial]

it’s probably a bad idea considering the time but yes please

[ashlynbannerofficial]

midnight coffee yay

[thomas-walterofficial]

Ashlyn...go to sleep please...

[ashlynbannerofficial]

its simply not one of those nights

[thomas-walterofficial]

Well, I can understand that..

But for crying out loud, a teenager your age shouldn't look like a raccoon--

[ashlynbannerofficial]

im

i look like a what?

[thomas-walterofficial]

A raccoon...

Y'know, the animals that dig in the garbage...

(...like Batin...)

[emmabannerofficial]

call my daughter a raccoon again and i’ll show you a few tactics i learned in the military 🙂

[jasmineofficial]

You and I know that your daughter looks like a raccoon only because of the circles under her eyes.

[emmabannerofficial]

well maybe she has trouble getting sleep cause SOMEONE lead her to a weird haunted house that got her stuck into another dimension every midnight for seven hours straight… wonder who that was 😐

[jasmineofficial]

I ALREADY APOLOGIZED FOR THAT!!

[emmabannerofficial]

THEN DONT CALL HER A RACCOON!!!!

[jasmineofficial]

BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!

[emmabannerofficial]

WELL… YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!!!!

[ashlynbannerofficial]

thank you mom

[emmabannerofficial]

you’re welcome honey 🥰💞

[jasmineofficial]

I love that mother-daughter dynamic... It would have been lovely for me to have a mother like that, but bad luck for me, it didn't happen that way.

[emmabannerofficial]

yeah i love my daughter 🥰

[jasmineofficial]

One question, after I was the cause of your daughter having dark circles and nightmares, if you saw me from the front, would you punch me in the face?

[emmabannerofficial]

depends how i’m feeling that day. but in most cases.. yes! nothing personal though…