[three images. The first is a collage of the four dads from The Incredibles, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, The Mitchell’s vs the Machines, and Coraline, respectively. They are looking very depressed. Text next to them reads “these 4 dads are dating. They love each other, they fuck each other, their wives are ok with it, they support a healthy polyamorous relationship with honest communication and explicit consent from all parties involved. Happy pride.”
Underneath this, all of the men are badly photoshopped into the stardew valley grandpa bed, which has been badly photoshopped to be the bi pride flag colors. Grandpa’s arm is peeking out from under the dads, who are now smiling happily. In the corner of the image, there is a little heart with the words “happy together” written in it.
The second image is an impact font meme, which reads “the myth of ‘consensual’ sex” under which there are headshots of the four dads. They are looking happily at each other and saying “I consent.” There is a sprite of the grandpa from stardew valley saying “I don’t!” Underneath this is text that reads “isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?”
The third and final image reads “these seven dads are coming to kick your ass and then they will FUCK!!! Vigorously.” The words ass and fuck are written in a red and blue calligraphy font, as opposed to the regular font of the rest.
To the right of this text, there is a big blue truck with the dads from The Mitchell’s vs the Machines, Coraline, Luca, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and both dads from Encanto, all with looks of grim determination. All are holding a variety of weapons, except for Mr. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is driving the truck, and Mr. Luca, who is too powerful to need a weapon. Running in front of the truck, towards the viewer, is the dad from The Incredibles, who is smoking a blunt.
In the top right, text reads “snitches get stitches.” 100 dollar bills flutter down from the sky. At the bottom of the post, text reads “call now to pray to your god! 1-800-dad-4dad” and right next to it is a line drawing of the face sprite of Berdly from Deltarune.]
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