idk

I'm emily and kittens are my source of life

[goblinkind]

So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.

The thing is, my mom swears a lot, and she’s often at home with my impressionable little brothers. So she programmed her phone to type “bitch” whenever she said “B” and “f**k” whenever she said “F.” For a while, we all thought this was a pretty clever idea. Yesterday, she sent me a picture of my brother sitting in his car seat and crying. The caption was, “he got stung by a bumblebitch!!! ”

[wingolight]

no you DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS GOLD

[dollgirllandsknecht]

Oh my god

[dicklover3000]

every time i shower he just stands there and screams

[emmawatsonvevo]

thoughts of a goldfish

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.

goldfish: nice rock

[modern-family-gifs]

[bombing]

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

[cloudytuesday]

[reconcicle]

there are five frogs staring at me right now

[adambloghart]

but only one can be america’s next top model

[unfollowfriday]

if you ever feel weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck

[shalrath]

[noodlesonmyback-deactivated2020]

[animemangadaisuki]

Water Cake

A Japanese bakery, Kinseiken Seika, is cooking up a storm and it’s getting all over the world wide web.

The dessert they are cooking up is the mizu shingen mochi and it is a rice cake that is made out of… you guessed it water from the Japanese Alps.

A Tweet from a customer said that the dessert “has a pleasant natural sweetness… (and) goes incredibly smoothly down your throat.” 

SOURCE

[littletootsierollaliengirl]

These are like the little water drops in Bugs Life

[evangelionolgy]

How I want ALL my dates to end. ALL of them. 

[awwww-cute]

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

[penguinlass]

Ground control to major Tom

[emmawatsonvevo]

Fan: *asks question about family*

Misha: *answers it*

Misha: You know, I actually haven't seen my kids in weeks, so that was another really depressing question.

Crowd: Awww.

Misha: I've actually been filming videos and sending them to the kids...

Misha: *pulls phone out of his pocket*

Misha: So if you guys wouldn't mind being quiet for a moment, and then being really loud.

Misha: *starts recording the video* Hey guys! I hope you're being good and following the most important rule..... No having fun. I miss you guys, and I'm actually with some people that want to say hi...

Misha: *turns phone so that it's recording the audience*

Crowd: *everyone simultaneously says hello*

Misha: *turns phone back towards him* These are the people that I work with. And yea, I just wanted to say I love you and I miss you and I'll be home soon. *finishes recording*

Misha: Sorry about that. I just had to make sure they were following the "No having fun rule." It's funny, because when I call home and talk to West, I'll be like "What did you do today?" And he'll be like... *whispers* "I went to the park." And I'll be like *acts angry* "You did what?!" And he'll go *whispers* "...Went to the park." And I'll be like, *acting angry again* "And what did you do at the park?" And he'll go *whispers* ".........I had fun."

Crowd: *starts laughing*

Misha: Its West's favorite game.

[joyfulrabbit]

[basicsilkscreenprintmaking-deac]

looks like its all ogre for me……

[obeetlebeetle]

reblog if ur thinking about dragons