[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[infectiouspiss]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[supermodelcats]

[fartyrobbins]

[animentality]

[lmaonade]

the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao

[figuringoutlifenstuffs]

I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit

[lmaonade]

you’re right u sure didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

[valtsv]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[atlinmerrick]

And now with!

[kitty]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

This is so cute!

And she made a good decision!

[shittysadpossumposts]

[ratliker1917]

I love that "if you're a hostile shithead to strangers for no reason, people will treat you unkindly" is like a totally novel concept to tumblr users. Like did you all get socialized entirely on edgy social media dunks culture and simply don't understand that people don't enjoy being randomly insulted.

[remorseless-winter-babie]

[grox]

This picture is so holy and gentle to me

[limecircles]

[dykebluejay]

y’all do know the age in your bio thing is for adults right. minors should not be sharing actual ages online. if you must write something just say you are a minor (or if you want to be more specific try <14 or 15<). i cant stress enough that the internet is not as safe as you think it is, and the less personal details minors hand out, the better

[mashallah]

[ass-pushkin]

First day in the 1st grade

[newjadeboots13-deactivated20240]

zoom class has started :)

[pink-rose-petalz]

What if they made playgrounds for grownups? No major difference from regular playgrounds, just slides a little wider, monkey bars a little higher, swing-sets a little sturdier, just generally made for taller and heavier people. No need to get rid of the bright colors and cutesy designs cuz adults deserve cute and happy things too. How much exercise do you think adults would be getting if they could go to a playground after a hard day or week of work? If they could go not to a gym or back home but to a colorful wonderland where they can embrace their inner child and relive a simpler time?