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Wanda Maximoff is my wife. I was there when she said “I do” and everything

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Pietro: you need a girlfriend. I dare you to kiss the next woman you see

Y/N: (huffs) fine

Wanda walks in…

Y/N:

Pietro: no! Don’t you dare

Y/N: I won’t. Wanda’s not a woman…she’s a goddess.

Wanda smirks and summons Y/N to her instead…

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: Do you know what we should do?

Y/N: Have sex?

Wanda: What?

Y/N: Nothing.

[lesbian-deadpool]

General Ross: You used to be shy, now you’re a whore.

Wanda: Character development.

[chaosvillainy]

Y/N *in awe*: Woah, Wanda is so pretty…

Natasha: Don’t be jealous Y/N, you’re pretty too.

Y/N: I’m not being jealous Nat, I’m being gay.

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wanda: please? for me?

y/n: don’t do that.

wanda: don’t do what?

y/n: you think every time you say “please? for me?” i’ll just do whatever you want. well, it doesn’t work like that. i’m not doing it.

wanda: …but please? for me?

y/n: okay.

[chaosvillainy]

Wanda: I made you a bracelet.

Y/N: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Wanda: Well, you don't have to wear it.

Y/N: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

[emo-wanda-wife]

Pietro: kiss marry kill but it has to be the people in the room

Y/N, seeing Wanda walk in: kiss Wanda, marry Wanda

Pietro: no

Y/N: and kill whoever gets in my way

Pietro: —one will get in your way.

[emo-wanda-wife]

My cousin, in all seriousness, asked me if lesbians and gays were part of the lgbt community

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Friends+

Wanda Maximoff x Reader

You were walking down the street to meet up with your best friend, Wanda Maximoff, on a cold December morning.

Your usual hangout spot was the local coffee shop. Good coffee and good company to match. You couldn’t think of a better way to spend the morning.

You walk in to the smell of rich Colombian coffee and the sight of Wanda pacing nervously.

“What’s wrong, Wanda?” You ask as you approach and give her a hug.

“I have a huge favor to ask,” she looks at you sheepishly.

“Sure. Anything for you, buddy” you answer with a shrug.

“I need you to date me” she responds, gripping your shoulders tightly.

Your heart beats out of your chest, did your best friend just say she wants you to date her? It’s like a dream come true.

“Well at least pretend,” she covers quickly, “my parents think we’re dating. And with the Maximoff family reunion, they want me to bring you”

“W-who said we were actually dating? I was Pietro wasn’t it?” Wanda simply nods.

“If you can somehow stomach it. It’s only for a day, two tops” Wanda says with a grimace. “You don’t have to see it as dating. Think of it as…friends plus”

“I’ll do it.” You say, “your parents like me and I like them. And Pietro to a lesser extent”

Wanda breathes a sigh of relief. “Luckily we don’t have to make up a story”

“We’ll just say we accidentally fell in love” you shrug as you take Wanda up to get your coffees and formulate a plan.

The plan is now in full swing as you drive Wanda up to her family’s modest two story house in the suburbs. A white picket fence and well kept lawn. The only thing different than usual is the amount of cars parked out front.

“How many relatives did you say were coming?” You whisper to Wanda.

“I didn’t think it would the entire family” she sinks lower into her seat.

You and Wanda trudge out of the car only to be immediately tackled by Pietro. The white haired young man laughing up a storm, “finally! The lovebirds arrive!”

“Hey speedy” you give him a brotherly hug

“Hey bratok” Wanda smiles as she lightly punches her brother.

“Good to see you both out and about” Pietro smirks, “couldn’t keep your hands off each other, right?”

“What can I say?” Wanda grimaces, “you were right.”

Pietro laughs, “your old high school diary never lies!!” Wanda winces.

“You wrote about me in high school?” You smile at Wanda. She only nods in response.

Luckily or maybe unluckily, Pietro is stopped by the sudden appearance of the Maximoff parents, Django and Marya.

Marya pulls you into a motherly hug, “it’s good to see you again Y/N.”

Django pulls Wanda close, “my detka”

“Hello papa” Wanda’s Sokovian accent slips through.

You can’t help but smile at the amount of love that just brims within the Maximoff clan and here they were extending it to you.

Django pulls you into a hug, “(Y/N) welcome to the family. Officially.” He smiles, his European accent running thick, “You were always family though”

“Thank you sir” you try to say against the current bear hug you found yourself in.

“Detka” Marya warns her husband, “you don’t want to break (Y/N). They are Wanda’s now remember?”

You quickly rejoin Wanda’s side as the family ushers you into the house to meet the rest of the family.

The rest of the day was spent meeting Wanda’s extended brood including her uncles Charles and Erik who were constantly arguing with the other on various issues.

Sadly Wanda’s bedroom was taken up by her aunt and little niece. You found yourself getting along well with the little kids of the family.

You always wanted to be a parent and hanging out with the kids always seemed so right to you. What you didn’t notice was the look of adoration that Wanda was giving you as she saw you holding her infant nephew.

Later that night, you and Wanda crash onto your motel room bed. Wanda’s head rests comfortably against your chest. Her zoned out voice whispers, “sorry about all that. My family can be so embarrassing.”

“Not as bad as mine,” you smirk back. You give her a playful jostle, “I’d do it all over again for you”

“Why?” She looks up to you with those beautiful hazel eyes of hers.

“Because you’re my best friend” you smile. “So what was it you wrote about me in your diary?”

Wanda hides her face, embarrassed by the mere mention of her old written thoughts. “It was mostly old poems. Stuff I wrote and Pietro just happened to find the one poem I wrote about how much I was in love with you”

“So you were in love with me in high school” you smirk. Wanda lightly punches your chest.

“Yes” she concedes. You pull her close

“Can I tell you a secret?” You whisper. “I’ve always been in love with you.”

Wanda looks to you in slight shock, a small smile forming on her lips.

“Really?!” You nod. Wanda begins laughing, she pulls you into a kiss. First one and then another and another.

“You know I don’t want you to be my friend plus” you joke with her, “I want you to be my one and only.”

“Just kiss me already” Wanda giggles before pulling you into another kiss.

Maybe it was a good thing that you and Wanda got your own motel room. Now Pietro can’t interrupt to say i told so.

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LOVE?

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x reader

Summary: You and Wanda hate each other, or used to.

a/n: this is part two of loath to love

Ever since you two woke up tangled in each other's arms, you two had been nice to each other. Things were awkward, and you knew it. But you tried to act professional and continued focusing on the mission. But surprisingly to you, Wanda was nice towards you the whole time. I mean, she didn't make fun of the way you trained, or even made fun of your clothing style which you two usually did. It seemed so strange, but you weren't complaining.

After you two were done training and had breakfast at the local coffee shop, you decided to communicate with your fellow teammates to discuss the next steps on the mission. Steve explained that he has sent you two a map of the place to help you understand the plan and then explained it, but you weren't listening. All your thoughts were on the fact that Wanda smelled her shirt when you mentioned that you smelled like her. And she smiled.

You didn't want to admit that you liked her smile, nor wanted to admit that she smelled nice and comforting. You wanted to focus on the plan but your mind went elsewhere all the time. You didn't know that she knew you were thinking of her, since she can read minds. Of course she didn't want to listen to your thoughts, she didn't want to be that kind of an asshole, but your thoughts where too loud she couldn't block them out.

As soon as Steve was done explaining the plan, you closed the call and Wanda raised her head and looked at you. "You understood the plan?" She asked. "Y-yeah, I did." You replied. Of course you didn't listen, you were thinking of her. But you will never, in a million years, would admit that to her. Hell no. She would hold this thought and haunt you with it for the rest of your lives. "Okay, we should get going then," She commanded.

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You two went to the facility you were trying to get the information from. The information is to know when their next attack is going to be. They have been terrorizing this city with attacks for the last three days and you wouldn't let it just happen.

"You still remember the plan, right?" She questioned. "I do," You lied. You hoped beyond hope that whatever you are about to pull off works since you have no idea what the plan is and you would never ask her.

"Good, we should take our positions," She commanded. You saw her go and sneak behind one of the walls, so this was your que to go to your position.

wait, what is my position??

You just saw a metal door and walked to the wall behind it, almost mimicking Wanda. You tried to peek at a hole on the metal door to see if there is what you are looking for. At least you know what your looking for.

The room was filled with computers, and there was no one there that you can see. So you guessed it was fine to find a way to sneak in and bring the wanted information. You slowly opened the door and looked inside. No one is there. You went inside to find the computer that looked the most important and guessed it had the information you wanted. You walked all the way to that computer, and opened it. You were a bit confused as to why it had no password or anything since it looked like it was important but you shrugged it off. After you went through the computer, you finally found it. The wanted information. You reached for the ear piece to tell Wanda about it. "Wanda! I got it! I got the-"

You were cut off by a bunch of guards rushing through the door. "Seize her!" The guy with the red scarf around his neck demanded. You immediately tried to fight. Knowing your powers, you thought you were capable of beating all of them by just one move, but they were too many, and they were two steps ahead of you.

They wore an armor that protected them from your power, so all your efforts were wasted. You reached for the earpiece to ask for help from Wanda. "Wanda!! backup!! I need backup quickly!!" You managed to say when the earpiece was snatched from your ear and you were knocked out.

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When Wanda heard you from the earpiece, she panicked. How could this happen? the mission was well planed and you said you understoo-

Oh wait, you lied.

"Dammit," Wanda cursed under her breath. She should have been more aware of the fact that you weren't listening to her. She quickly got up and tried to communicate with her teammates to tell them about the situation. "Steve. Steve do you hear me?" She asked. "Yes, what is it?" Steve replied. "Y/N got captured! track them down, quickly!" She exclaimed. "On it." Said Steve and went offline.

Wanda couldn't help but blame herself. She could've avoided this if she just explained the plan again or accompanied you to the room. But she quickly brushed her thoughts off and decided it is best to work than dwell on the past. Just as she started getting ready to look for you, Steve called. "Hey Steve, where are they?" Wanda asked. "I'll send you the location," He said and closed the call.

She quietly followed the location, trying not to draw attention and to be as quick as possible. When she reached the destination, she found herself in a really dark basement that was full of rats and had a concrete floor and pipes where everywhere. She quickly continued walking to the point that was marked on her device. When she reached there, she saw a really large wooden door. She stood beside it and tried to hear the thoughts from behind the door.

"Poor thing, they thought that it was that easy to find information out of us," She heard a man speaking, sounding so smug. "It was all a trap, dear. See, we heard you walking all the way to that door and one of our guards informed us, then we planned the whole show!" He said referring to when they captured you. "Tell me now, Who do you work for, hmm? who is pathetic enough to send you?" The guy said and chuckled. Wanda felt anger rising inside her immediately. How can he insult you like that?? You were never pathetic and never will be.

Not feeling herself from the anger, Wanda's magic exploded in a wave of scarlet that destroyed the wooden door and reached to the people inside. When the door fell, she saw that there was five people in the room; four guards, and one that looked like the leader. Without thinking, The witch began taking them down one by one without any mercy.

The minute she managed to defeat them all, she walked to you and found you tied to a chair and mouth covered in a piece of clothing. She quickly untied you and helped you get up from the chair. "Are you okay?" She asked with so much concern on her voice and eyes it was almost unbelievable to you. You nodded your head and muttered an apology. "No, Y/N, don't apologize, it's not your fault at all. It's mine." She said. "I knew you weren't paying attention to me or Steve when we explained the plan to you but I still let you go on your own. I'm so sorry." She said.

You couldn't believe it. Your rival, apologizing to you. You must be dreaming. "It's alright, we are both fine now and that's what matters," You said and Wanda smiled a little.

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When you two arrived to the compound, you were both moved to the med bay immediately to get the right amount of care needed for your conditions. "Hey Y/N," Wanda said. "Hmm?" You asked looking away from your bandaged arm. "I was thinking, this week was a long week and we are free for the next week, so how about we hangout for a while? You know, somewhere quiet where we can just relax. So what do you say?" Wanda asked while smiling a little. You looked at her in shock for a few seconds and then nodded your head smiling, and Wanda's smile widened.

"I'd love that,"

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Finally, I uploaded a part two!! This chapter sat on my drafts for far too long lmaoo. anyways I hope you liked it. My requests are open!

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Y/N: have the boys picked out their costumes yet?

Wanda: they want to be Hawkeye and Captain America.

Y/N: we’ve failed as parents!

Wanda: no we haven’t! Do you know what your costume will be?

Y/N: no. But I know what I want you out of!

Wanda blushes before her hands wander to the hem of her sweater…

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Wanda finds herself fantasizing about Y/N…

Natasha: Wanda focus!

Wanda: (lustfully) I am

Natasha: Wanda we can see all your fantasies!

Wanda looks up to see a red cloud projecting all her NSFW fantasies.

Natasha:

Wanda:

Y/N: I wouldn’t mind trying a few of these!

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Scarlet Witch: I will make you love me

Y/N: done and done

Scarlet Witch: oh…um…you will help me conceive my lost children

Y/N: when do we start?!

Scarlet Witch: wow! I didn’t think you’d be into this!

Y/N: a beautiful woman wants me. Of course I’m into this!!

The Scarlet Witch blushes profusely

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Wanda: (whisper) run

Y/N runs to her instead off away

Wanda: well…um…hi

Y/N: hi there. Are you free tonight?

Wanda: I could be.

Reed: are you seriously flirting right now?!?

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Y/N: Wanda!!! Baby!!!

Wanda looks down to see Y/N has spelt out her name with the bodies of all their fallen enemies…

Wanda: oh baby! Someone’s getting laid tonight!

Y/N: definitely not these dead saps

Wanda floats down and carries Y/N away from the carnage.

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Wanda marches to KEVIN…

Wanda: I want my sons back!!

KEVIN: impossible. The actors playing them are too old now

Wanda: what?! Can I at least have some variant of them back?

KEVIN: well your fan base has been threatening to destroy me with a bat…sure

Wanda: thank you!

KEVIN: but you have to fall in love with Y/N first

Wanda: who?

KEVIN: you’ll find out

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Werewolf!Wanda wakes up next to Y/N

Wanda: what happened last night? Why am I wearing two wedding rings?!

Y/N: hey honey wolf. Your werewolf form had us remarry.

Wanda:

Y/N: do we have any advil? I think your werewolf form hurt my pelvis.