Emory Bortz

Occasional re-blogger, too old for this sh_t

[grumbleuh]

so ummm welcome to the trawlerman:) lemme show you around! theres some tables here so you can eat, theres some babies yed to munch on, and ive even got pea wet! #mypeawet

[emorybortz]

https://gofund.me/218a794e

Help a Trans and Queer Family Reach Safety

[mutant-what-not]

[doppelgender]

pitchfork 7.1 review: he reinvents the genre with a fresh new collection of fun and exciting tracks

pitchfork 6.9 review: he probably should have died instead of releasing this

[wizard-email]

new political compass

[ordinarymothman]

i attempted

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[fffwankie]

everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)

[vampireopossum]

BEFORE VOTING, reblog and tag what you think is WINNING. THEN, vote for what you think is LOSING.

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Voting ended onMar 23, 2023

i don’t know what i’m trying to see here but it’s certainly something

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

[science-bastard]

mad because you’re in the control group, aren’t you?

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

What day did u vote on this poll?

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Voting ended onMar 11, 2023

Pls reblog if u vote :)

[memorycycle]

restaurant with a lobster tank and a warning sign that reads DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THEIR EYES and when the waiter comes and asks you which lobster you want you notice one looking right at you and you blink and suddenly youre looking at yourself from inside of the tank and see yourself stand up and start snapping your hands like claws

[theolddivorcedzukka]

nutcourse (nut..discourse..) continues! what is the best nut?

peanuts

cashews

almonds

pecans

pistachios

walnuts

chestnuts

hazelnuts

macadamia

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Voting ended onFeb 27, 2023

pls reblog if u vote i ❤️ democracy

[sumrot]

[aranock]

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

[biglawbear]

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

[playstationgamemania]

[godkillerbrigade]

hey gamers, let's prove benford's law

look at the current number of votes on this poll, then vote with the FIRST digit of that number (e.g. if it's at 1234 votes, vote 1). then rb

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Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

I love it when people unify for the silliest of things

[evilwizard]

If the last digit of the notes when you see this is 0, vote option A. If it’s 1 or 2, vote option B. If it’s 3, 4, or 5, vote option C. If it’s 6, 7, 8, or 9, vote option D.

The Perfect Staircase Poll

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Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023