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23 ans/y.o. avatar by heikala

[whizpurr]

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[grumbleuh]

Friend/love crushes really be leaving you yearning so much more so much sooner than I could ever be

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[danshive]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Jedi robes? No, of course I haven't been wearing Jedi robes for all these years. These robes are simply suited for the desert."

Luke: "Oh. So, what did Jedi wear?"

Obi-Wan paused, recalling the spandex and platform heels of his youth.

Obi-Wan: "Nicer robes. Very sophisticated."

[502-tachibana]

my husband is dead i dont want to remarry i only want war click here to see my peerless technique

[meezer]

I Saw The Money Grow

[slunch]

[dogpuppy]

[somnanana]

Hi ZUN reimu! Have a nice sleep!

[straytheskies]

its 3 am and im tire d and someone posted this strategy board in ffxiv and im crying

[demilypyro]

what did he mean by this

[twistedpictures]

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[letatlin]

tumblr is so bad in many ways dont get me wrong but at least you can open the comments on a video from india without getting blasted with gigaracism beam

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[cryptotheism]

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

[ouroborosorder]

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

[ouroborosorder]

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.