sten, tear his arms off

nell•posting whatever catches my fancy

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[mynowherenothing]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[nonlynear]

ive never seen something that “could mean nothing”

[themoonandmyman]

the beloved Arabic invention the number Zero baby…

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[starg0ld]

[girlballs-archive]

it's tgirl pussy saturday. reblog to obliterate the united states of america and NATO

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[nick-nonya]

[nyooshka]

squish squish todobakus

[basil-mage]

Endless cycle

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[luna-azzurra]

The two wolves inside every writer: "this is genuinely the best thing i have ever written. i am gifted. i am changed. this paragraph alone justifies my entire existence on this planet." and then five minutes later, same paragraph: "who wrote this. who allowed this. this reads like a golden retriever trying to describe grief. i need to lie down and reconsider everything." both wolves are always wrong. the paragraph is fine. you need a snack.

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[dogpuppy]