sten, tear his arms off

nell•posting whatever catches my fancy

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[luna-azzurra]

The two wolves inside every writer: "this is genuinely the best thing i have ever written. i am gifted. i am changed. this paragraph alone justifies my entire existence on this planet." and then five minutes later, same paragraph: "who wrote this. who allowed this. this reads like a golden retriever trying to describe grief. i need to lie down and reconsider everything." both wolves are always wrong. the paragraph is fine. you need a snack.

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[dogpuppy]

[urie]

i love to have a hobby

[urie]

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[minmocat]

i love lace so much

this has been sold, but i have more collages available in my ko-fi shop! come check it out!

[orange-catsidy]

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

[mythosphere]

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

[nkapurge]

Need to develop a hunger for things that are actually good for me idk man

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[fairycosmos]

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

[iwilleatyourenglish]

so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[free-my-mindd]

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[breezybeej]

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure