A Chipper Young Lass

Ella, 19, she/her/hers. Ask me things. Be nice to yourselves and eat your veggies.

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me

[delphinidin4]

[tantasticfrance]

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[whirlybirbs]

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

No offence but oh my god

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

[plasmalogical]

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

[turing-tested]

anyone else remember in highschool being forced to attend a fake drunk driving scene complete with ambulances pulling in and pronouncing your classmate dead and putting him in a body bag and taking him away while his girlfriend sobs and then the subsequent funeral with pamphlets and his girlfriend giving the eulogy or no

[qvackjack]

no?? what the fuck kind of school did you go to?

[turing-tested]

an american one

[turing-tested]

all the notes on this post are either “what the fuck” or “yeah my school did that too lmao”

[salty-red-mage]

Okay I went to a fucked up school but WHAT

[durlog]

good evening! what the fuck

[pbd]

the fact op is a sneeze fetish blog just makes this infinitely funnier

[autumnhobbit]

the fact that op is a WHAT

[brambeag]

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

[onlytwitterpics]

[aggressionbread]

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

[sovietshopaholic]

“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[unshrink]

*sets myself on fire*

Am I lit yet bro

[twistedhellknight52]

*giggles cutely* im going to snap

[emotional-support-duckling]

I love you Ella bee, keep your chin up, you’re doin great 😭💕

Love!

[mukuharakazui]

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[tkkatherineblog]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

Now Presenting……..

Her