Corporate Goon @emotionalarsonist - Tumblr Blog

The tea I hear in 1-2-1 meetings with management is crazy. Like yes please shit talk to me about a guy in another firm, sure just casually drop that there was a cyber incident that might affect us, yes we can talk about your fears over the lack of transparency over a big client engagement, sure I'm sorry your kid has chicken pox.

I know therapists get paid more than I do, but damn I'd do this for free if you want to tell me how that spicy novel you were reading ended.

#text post #tea time #gossip #corporate goon #worklife #work gossip

Almost had a mini panic attack. Excel was not mathing as it should and it sent me into a mental spiral, I was triple checking on a calculator and everything. Turns out one of my tables just had a missing value but now I have the embarrassing realisation that my mental stability hinges on the functionality of a Microsoft application.

If Microsoft ever shorts out, expect not to hear from me for 2-3 business days.

#also pretty sure my sleep paralysis demon has learned how to hum the Teams meeting tune #text post #thoughts #corporate #excel #microsoft #send help #anxiety

The "fuck off" is haunting the narrative in all of my emails today

#text post #thoughts #corporate goon #work #worklife #corporate

You know when you start typing something like a reply or a post, but you read through it a second time and think "huh, this might offend some people" and then backspace the hell out of it rather than full sending into the void without thinking? Yeah, that's called growth, well done (not sarcasm, genuinely).

#streams of conscious #text post #growth #be proud of yourself when you behave like a decent human being

not100bees

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

not100bees

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

emotionalarsonist

Buying my ticket to say I was here before It happened.

#charging up the manifesto oops i meant manifestation #2026 #with etsy witches; dark web deals and a dream #we can accomplish this

There's something to be said about being born on the cusp between generations. I was born in 1997, and so I'd say I'm a cross between a young millennial and an elder gen z.

Its really such a bizarre age, because what do you mean I have friends who have gotten married/getting a mortgage/thinking about kids? I'm over here trying to figure out a thermostat and if I'll have dino nuggies again for dinner.

Like help, I am still a baby adult where the thought of my student debt makes me ill and taxes scare me and what do you mean I needed to have started my pension savings before I was twenty?!

#adulting #ahhhh #text post #streams of conscious #head if constantly buffering #millennials #gen z #i miss being 10 where i made blanket forts and built puzzles with my gran #twenties #thoughts #feelings #3am thoughts #its actually closer to 6am but I've not slept again and just spiralled instead #🙃#my post #1997

What do you mean 2026 is almost here, swear it was 2022 yesterday

#2026 #every year feel more fake than the last #wtf #fake year

misericordiia

fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause

emotionalarsonist

The fact that this appears to me after I've returned from cardiac because of an anxiety attack

#sometimes the universe screams at you and sometimes you scream together #anxiety #i am too aware of my heart to the point it ruins me

secundus-cinaedus

cure of ra

madame-helen

Now its blessing of Ra

thereadingaddic7

"Sunburn will give you skin cancer"

Ra, God of the Sun

sindri42

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.

athelind

SOURCE

Penn-led researchers have turned a deadly fungus into a potent cancer-fighting compound. After isolating a new class of molecules from Asper

boldlyawkward

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

potato

i luv u too

potato

wait what was in the stew

#poor potato is traumatised

protestantcrona

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that