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you don't understand how badly i need a whole movie of them being bitchy to each other

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

aflo

#congrats! you just invented snow crash again

larval-tear

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

#this is true. kamen rider zeztz taught me this

sexy-people-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 91

Ankh (Kamen Rider)

Shouta Aizawa (My Hero Academia)

The Muppet Joker (@the-muppet-joker)

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

@the-muppet-joker

kamenrider-critters

I'M MISUSING MY BLOG AGAIN BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT. GUYS. WE NEED TO GO TO WAR

#this is a duel of gods

biomic

amanda and jigsaw both definitively dying at the end of this one. There Are Seven More Of These Movies.

emperorhyperi0n

biomic

the first saw would happen to tachibana from blade

#your vision is unparalleled

queer-here-and-in-fear

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

queer-here-and-in-fear

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

queer-here-and-in-fear

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

#happy pride month

#kamen rider #reposting this for the Special Time

mandatory-blog-stop-asking

"iron lung was sick man, let's see what the main tag is like, I wanna see people's thoughts on its relationship to the game and the cool directing things they did.

ah it's all crossover ships. right."

#it's happened once more I fear

firbolgonmain

#r/twobestfriendsplay

ponett

oddly prophetic that that post would pop out of my queue the day after a rich dipshit's rocket blew up in a giant launch pad explosion irl lol

#you could say #percjance #it r #it rock #it rocketed out of your queue

pedrocomicreviews

do you have any opinions whatsoever on the whole Midnight Universe thing that Marvel definitely 100% won't fuck up this fall in light of *gestures at the Book-End reviews of The Ultimates/Ultimate Spider-Man*, especially considering how they're pushing this one out less than half a year after they just killed the New!Ultimates initiative

My honest opinion is that I don't have faith in Marvel's projects right now, and so I don't intend to read it for myself and/or cover it here.

Like, if in 2 or so years the books are still alive and people say it's really good, I'd be more than willing to give it a shot-- I don't spite anyone involved in this and I'm obviously a fan of the writers and artists. At least some of them.

But Marvel Comics seems like it's more interested in doing the whole "#1 issues sell more" bit with entire lines now, and I don't think that's healthy or sustainable, so I'm not gonna be engaging with it. No free marketing from me!

Completely parallel to that, I feel like the marketing that exists right now is kinda lame and doesn't make me want to read these. As a massive fan of the Absolute Universe's penchant of "what if Blank was a little fucked up", doing that but going "... and SPOOOKY!" at the end is kinda... I mean sure, there's probably gonna be some good comics out in there, but I don't feel like thematics are the reason most Marvel books have lost me recently. It's the fact they're all samey, it's the fact I don't feel like the people making them can really do what they want when they want, and it's the fact they don't end well.

Trying to sell me a whole new universe while they're not even done killing the last one doesn't help either.

Still! I hope I'm entirely wrong and it's the coolest shit ever, and I hope everyone loves it.

#that's fair honestly #the whole line seems rather half baked at the moment (see: the fifteenth example of “what if X-Men but vampire”)#there's something to be said about how the overall stability of Marvel and DC have completely flipped since NewUlt and Absolute came out #but idk I'm not coherent enough to put it into words #marvel #dc