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Ask and rp blog for Emperor Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

[emperorneckbeard]

The Bitch Is Back, Babes

[xlucanx]

hey bitch

[emperorneckbeard]

whaddup traitorous scum

[xlucanx]

livin my best life honestly!! im thriving!! how are u lol

[emperorneckbeard]

oh, you know, ruling the greatest empire that ever was, planning an extension to my fabulous villa, about to embark on my fourteenth world tour for my new album, maybe i and the praetorian guard can stop by to give you some tickets if you dm me your exact physical location

[xlucanx]

oh cool. my uncles house and my pawrents house are better but urs is ok. yeah my exact physical location is half a meter behind u, shadowing u forevermore. u can’t see me tho i’m like a cryptid. crypoet.

[emperorneckbeard]

is it crypoet because you just cry all day like the little baby who poops?? are you a pooping baby?? maybe i’ll write a poem about how you’re a pooping baby and it’ll be better than anything you’ve written!!!!

[xlucanx]

boy i haven’t cried in months. and unlike u i don’t have a thing for poop. and u can do that but i’ll write a poem about how UR the real poopy baby. so there.

[emperorneckbeard]

lucan cries a lot, poops and wears it on his head, just like rebel scum

IT’S A HAIKU

[funnywildlife]

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[pyro-baby]

[pyro-baby]

[pyro-baby]

[emperorneckbeard]

The Bitch Is Back, Babes

[xlucanx]

hey bitch

[emperorneckbeard]

whaddup traitorous scum

[xlucanx]

livin my best life honestly!! im thriving!! how are u lol

[emperorneckbeard]

oh, you know, ruling the greatest empire that ever was, planning an extension to my fabulous villa, about to embark on my fourteenth world tour for my new album, maybe i and the praetorian guard can stop by to give you some tickets if you dm me your exact physical location

[xlucanx]

oh cool. my uncles house and my pawrents house are better but urs is ok. yeah my exact physical location is half a meter behind u, shadowing u forevermore. u can’t see me tho i’m like a cryptid. crypoet.

[emperorneckbeard]

is it crypoet because you just cry all day like the little baby who poops?? are you a pooping baby?? maybe i’ll write a poem about how you’re a pooping baby and it’ll be better than anything you’ve written!!!!

[illemartialis]

My, how generous! I’ll write those facts down in my notebook for further consideration. I’m sure I’ll ferret out this mysterious man’s identity before too long. A good romance can’t be kept secret too long, after all!

[cpetrxne]

I believe it would be a very tragic romance on my part at least. Let’s see…he has dark hair and eyes, too. Though not the same style as me. And he’s very clever ;)

[illemartialis]

Oh? Well. I’m sorry to hear that. I wouldn’t give up hope, though. Not to sound too much like I buy into some “power of love” nonsense, but sometimes things don’t happen the way you expect. I never thought I’d have a daughter with two people I love far more than I love myself, but here I am nonetheless.

[cpetrxne]

Aww, that’s so sweet coming from such a cynical and mean person. You’re so cute sometimes. Anyway, I’m afraid that circumstances prevent us from getting together, which is your next clue. Another clue is that he has very cool hair. Maybe even as cool as mine.

[emperorneckbeard]

Pete, I had no idea you’d come back around to appreciate a true artiste! It’s alright, you can tell the man that it is I of whom you speak!

[cpetrxne]

Umm…I was talking about Martial, but I do appreciate your art. I miss hearing your music, you should make an album!

[emperorneckbeard]

How crass. You, with a common gossip? Tut, tut, I never should have let you flee Rome alive.

[cpetrxne]

He’s my best friend! And his poems are funnier than mine.

[emperorneckbeard]

Pet, we both know you can do ~better~

[cpetrxne]

I know I could have anyone I wanted but…he’s who I want, I didn’t really decide on it.

[emperorneckbeard]

Look, I know I ordered you to commit suicide and would probably still have you murdered on sight for sedition but when this inevitably goes tits up, you know where to find my shoulder to cry on, babe

[cpetrxne]

I’ll remember that ;) Please don’t murder me on sight, though. Then I couldn’t very well cry with you, could I?

[emperorneckbeard]

See, this is why I kept you around, you always think. I definitely won’t kill you until after you feel better.

[cpetrxne]

Aww, thanks dear :* It’s going kind of badly so maybe I’ll come over later?

[emperorneckbeard]

ooh, and maybe I could get your opinion on the new addition to the domus aurea? I’m thinking of putting in a new dining room that... well, you’ll see when you get here

[illemartialis]

My, how generous! I’ll write those facts down in my notebook for further consideration. I’m sure I’ll ferret out this mysterious man’s identity before too long. A good romance can’t be kept secret too long, after all!

[cpetrxne]

I believe it would be a very tragic romance on my part at least. Let’s see…he has dark hair and eyes, too. Though not the same style as me. And he’s very clever ;)

[illemartialis]

Oh? Well. I’m sorry to hear that. I wouldn’t give up hope, though. Not to sound too much like I buy into some “power of love” nonsense, but sometimes things don’t happen the way you expect. I never thought I’d have a daughter with two people I love far more than I love myself, but here I am nonetheless.

[cpetrxne]

Aww, that’s so sweet coming from such a cynical and mean person. You’re so cute sometimes. Anyway, I’m afraid that circumstances prevent us from getting together, which is your next clue. Another clue is that he has very cool hair. Maybe even as cool as mine.

[emperorneckbeard]

Pete, I had no idea you’d come back around to appreciate a true artiste! It’s alright, you can tell the man that it is I of whom you speak!

[cpetrxne]

Umm…I was talking about Martial, but I do appreciate your art. I miss hearing your music, you should make an album!

[emperorneckbeard]

How crass. You, with a common gossip? Tut, tut, I never should have let you flee Rome alive.

[cpetrxne]

He’s my best friend! And his poems are funnier than mine.

[emperorneckbeard]

Pet, we both know you can do ~better~

[cpetrxne]

I know I could have anyone I wanted but…he’s who I want, I didn’t really decide on it.

[emperorneckbeard]

Look, I know I ordered you to commit suicide and would probably still have you murdered on sight for sedition but when this inevitably goes tits up, you know where to find my shoulder to cry on, babe

[cpetrxne]

I’ll remember that ;) Please don’t murder me on sight, though. Then I couldn’t very well cry with you, could I?

[emperorneckbeard]

See, this is why I kept you around, you always think. I definitely won't kill you until after you feel better.

[pyro-baby]

[pyro-baby]

[illemartialis]

My, how generous! I’ll write those facts down in my notebook for further consideration. I’m sure I’ll ferret out this mysterious man’s identity before too long. A good romance can’t be kept secret too long, after all!

[cpetrxne]

I believe it would be a very tragic romance on my part at least. Let’s see…he has dark hair and eyes, too. Though not the same style as me. And he’s very clever ;)

[illemartialis]

Oh? Well. I’m sorry to hear that. I wouldn’t give up hope, though. Not to sound too much like I buy into some “power of love” nonsense, but sometimes things don’t happen the way you expect. I never thought I’d have a daughter with two people I love far more than I love myself, but here I am nonetheless.

[cpetrxne]

Aww, that’s so sweet coming from such a cynical and mean person. You’re so cute sometimes. Anyway, I’m afraid that circumstances prevent us from getting together, which is your next clue. Another clue is that he has very cool hair. Maybe even as cool as mine.

[emperorneckbeard]

Pete, I had no idea you’d come back around to appreciate a true artiste! It’s alright, you can tell the man that it is I of whom you speak!

[cpetrxne]

Umm…I was talking about Martial, but I do appreciate your art. I miss hearing your music, you should make an album!

[emperorneckbeard]

How crass. You, with a common gossip? Tut, tut, I never should have let you flee Rome alive.

[cpetrxne]

He’s my best friend! And his poems are funnier than mine.

[emperorneckbeard]

Pet, we both know you can do ~better~

[cpetrxne]

I know I could have anyone I wanted but…he’s who I want, I didn’t really decide on it.

[emperorneckbeard]

Look, I know I ordered you to commit suicide and would probably still have you murdered on sight for sedition but when this inevitably goes tits up, you know where to find my shoulder to cry on, babe

[emperorneckbeard]

The Bitch Is Back, Babes

[xlucanx]

hey bitch

[emperorneckbeard]

whaddup traitorous scum

[xlucanx]

livin my best life honestly!! im thriving!! how are u lol

[emperorneckbeard]

oh, you know, ruling the greatest empire that ever was, planning an extension to my fabulous villa, about to embark on my fourteenth world tour for my new album, maybe i and the praetorian guard can stop by to give you some tickets if you dm me your exact physical location

[illemartialis]

My, how generous! I’ll write those facts down in my notebook for further consideration. I’m sure I’ll ferret out this mysterious man’s identity before too long. A good romance can’t be kept secret too long, after all!

[cpetrxne]

I believe it would be a very tragic romance on my part at least. Let’s see…he has dark hair and eyes, too. Though not the same style as me. And he’s very clever ;)

[illemartialis]

Oh? Well. I’m sorry to hear that. I wouldn’t give up hope, though. Not to sound too much like I buy into some “power of love” nonsense, but sometimes things don’t happen the way you expect. I never thought I’d have a daughter with two people I love far more than I love myself, but here I am nonetheless.

[cpetrxne]

Aww, that’s so sweet coming from such a cynical and mean person. You’re so cute sometimes. Anyway, I’m afraid that circumstances prevent us from getting together, which is your next clue. Another clue is that he has very cool hair. Maybe even as cool as mine.

[emperorneckbeard]

Pete, I had no idea you’d come back around to appreciate a true artiste! It’s alright, you can tell the man that it is I of whom you speak!

[cpetrxne]

Umm…I was talking about Martial, but I do appreciate your art. I miss hearing your music, you should make an album!

[emperorneckbeard]

How crass. You, with a common gossip? Tut, tut, I never should have let you flee Rome alive.

[cpetrxne]

He’s my best friend! And his poems are funnier than mine.

[emperorneckbeard]

Pet, we both know you can do ~better~

[emperorneckbeard]

The Bitch Is Back, Babes

[xlucanx]

hey bitch

[emperorneckbeard]

whaddup traitorous scum

[emperorneckbeard]

The Bitch Is Back, Babes

[illemartialis]

Well, this was fun while it lasted….

[emperorneckbeard]

New imperial decree is that NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT NERO anymore, ever, thank you

[emperorneckbeard]

The Bitch Is Back, Babes

[illemartialis]

My, how generous! I’ll write those facts down in my notebook for further consideration. I’m sure I’ll ferret out this mysterious man’s identity before too long. A good romance can’t be kept secret too long, after all!

[cpetrxne]

I believe it would be a very tragic romance on my part at least. Let’s see…he has dark hair and eyes, too. Though not the same style as me. And he’s very clever ;)

[illemartialis]

Oh? Well. I’m sorry to hear that. I wouldn’t give up hope, though. Not to sound too much like I buy into some “power of love” nonsense, but sometimes things don’t happen the way you expect. I never thought I’d have a daughter with two people I love far more than I love myself, but here I am nonetheless.

[cpetrxne]

Aww, that’s so sweet coming from such a cynical and mean person. You’re so cute sometimes. Anyway, I’m afraid that circumstances prevent us from getting together, which is your next clue. Another clue is that he has very cool hair. Maybe even as cool as mine.

[emperorneckbeard]

Pete, I had no idea you’d come back around to appreciate a true artiste! It’s alright, you can tell the man that it is I of whom you speak!

[cpetrxne]

Umm…I was talking about Martial, but I do appreciate your art. I miss hearing your music, you should make an album!

[emperorneckbeard]

How crass. You, with a common gossip? Tut, tut, I never should have let you flee Rome alive.