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In a committed relationship with books and sleep. "No one else needs to know. I know myself, and that's enough for me."

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an alien

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Today in “Hozier liked”

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Emilia Clarke for Flaunt Magazine (2019) [📷: Olivia Malone]

“One doctor was just like, ‘Live your life. Maybe don’t do cocaine. Live your life.’ Thank God I never did drugs. I’m a complete scaredy-cat. If I had ever done a line of coke, I would have died on the spot because of the blood pressure. But yeah, just live your life. There’s a certain amount of fatality to that. But there’s nothing else to do but just carry on… I’m an achievement junkie. I’ve got my goals, and I go get them. Turning over a new leaf for me is like, ‘Yeah, let’s do another thing, let’s change!’”

[weloveshortvideos]

Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

[colachampagnedad]

LMFAO

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[mamalazzer]

So, Disney storyboarded Hercules in live action with dancers. My mind is blown

Source

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The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me

[sirobvious]

Horses in blood

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[lordeboy]

getting put into an induced coma until the vibes are right 

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[leplastiquedick]

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God I wish that were me…

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I hope pole dancing ends up in the olympics down the road

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[icameas-roman]

tha fuck? This squirrel water bending!

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[st-just]

Impossibly cursed headline

[hook-line-and-anarchy]

Isn’t that just school

[geekfem]

“Kids care about other humans, how do we unlearn this behaviour in them so they will turn out just as evil as we are?” — New York Times

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excuse me

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[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂