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DMBrandon mentioned in the epstein files
I'm lying but cmon it's pretty believable
DMBrandon mentioned in the epstein files
I've had messy breakups that didn't even hit me this hard. I've got almost 4,000 hours in match time in Smite, I know damn well Tina's responsible for keeping me invested in my favorite and most played game. I was really really hoping Smite 2 would be everything I wanted but I genuinely think I won't even be able to play it without Tina contributing.
My heart is literally broken I love Smite so so much and Tina is SUCH a major reason behind that. I was desperate for Smite 2 to be a good game but without her I already know the game will lack any kind of joy or whimsy that she alone was able to bring. Damn near every joke in Smite was written by Tina. How the hell do you make the decision to fire the person in charge of laughs? Cartoon villain behavior.
Firing Tina is an absolutely batshit idea considering just how dependant Hi-Rez is on Smite 2 doing well. Like, do you think the CEO (Stewart Chisam) knows that his company is mostly known for making mediocre soulless cash grabs that die mid development?? How on EARTH can you justify firing the one person who's proven over many years and patches that she can breathe a soul into your game?
i did not notice it was orteil posting jesus christ this makes it a thosand times funnier
this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?
God this season of souls patch fucking sucks. I miss doing damage to people. This with the base health increase from awhile ago means nobody does any fucking damage.
at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac
at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac
at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac
at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac
There’s a very easy solution to this.
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Ya’ll I have to point out
The chart? Covers from 1998 to 2022... It’s 2023. That’s 25 years. Of course he’s trying to dump the reputation.
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
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Did the therapy stop working :(
Actually doing this cured me and my therapist gave me a certificate of completion. 🥰
Oh I've got a certified completion i can give you 😏
Why, did the therapy stop working? :(