Do I really need a Title?

28, She/They Transfem. This blog contains NSFW content. Under 18 DNI. A description? Well, I have no idea what this blog will be about honestly. Probably just a bunch of random babbling.

[empress-dumpster-fire]

Just testing the water with this one... (might get more risqué if tumblr doesn't obliterate me)

[avakynx]

summer bridget | yablofap

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[tboylucifer]

I don't think Estinien ever worries about the WoL, not because he doesn't care, but because anything you do he just assumes you'll succeed, even if it shouldn't be possible. You brought Ishgard and dragons together, you and Alphinaud saved him from Nidhogg's eyes, and then you immediately freed two more countries, of course you're going to save this other world and bring the scions' souls home. He doesn't really understand it, but it sounds like you have it covered. The world is ending? Man it's a good thing we got you on our side. Fought a god of despair at the edge of the world? That's a Tuesday for you, right? The WoL is seemingly dying on the spaceship floor? Nah, watch this, they're gonna perk up in about ten minutes and give us each a high five. (Alisaie smacks him for saying this, but he's absolutely still right.)

Estinien may not be the smartest of the scions, but he is wise, and he may not fully understand what plot armor is, but he's definitely clocked that you got it.

[ardentmystacina]

#Everyone else is worried about the time your luck will finally run out#G'raha actually saw it in another world#Estienien is big brain and says when that happens we won't have to worry about it for long

[onion-souls]

Upcoming creature cards from Magic the Gathering's The Hobbit set:

Stupid Ugly Dog

Thieving Rotten Badger

Bastard Asshole Cat

Garden-Destroying Garbage Mole

Fucking Piece-of-Shit Fox

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[starfoozle]

Well this is a new one.

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[tamamita]

[aromanticduck]

Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

[aromanticduck]

I need to collect one who uses he/him pronouns, one I don't know very well, one who's slutty, and one who's really funny.

The I can have a Maia (he), Maia (who), Maia (hoe) and Maia (haha).

[laprimevere]

Isn’t she lovely?

[bish0ps]

No Dogs Under Heaven

[tangerinezest]

i was grazed by a bullet intended for the woman nearby so i’m a murder victim. yeah the bullet hit her in the chest and i’m only grazed but are you telling me that means i’m not a victim of the bullet, just because it wasn’t intended for me? why are you telling me to move out of the way so you can give her life-saving aid i’m literally bleeding from this superficial wound in my arm. i think we need to pay equal attention to ALL victims of this bullet.

[kaywavy]

do NOT “rock out with your cock out”

[nico-robin-official]

god forbid women do anything.....

[bbyhog]

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

[pokkin]

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

[jame7t]

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

[weapon-of-mass-feminization]

Oppression olympics is a funny term to levy against trans women, who are banned from the olympics.

[closet-keys]

dropout platformed a man (LegalEagle) who is literally using his legal background to further the goals of far right anti-LGBTQ, anti-youth, hate groups (Morality in Media and the Heritage Foundation) to promote restricting young people from communication access and eliminating encryption on private messaging. and he's justifying benefiting off repression like this with the same far-right moral panic ("social media addiction") that these hate groups use.