CAROLINE FORBES STARTER SENTENCES
So I don’t get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?
Isn’t killing cute defenseless animals the first step in becoming a serial killer?
So you’re saying that now I’m basically an insecure, neurotic, control freak, on crack.
Oh, please. I got all of that between third and fourth period. We’re planning a June wedding.
Why didn’t he go for me? How come the guys that I want never want me? I’m inappropriate, always say the wrong thing and ____ always says the right thing. She doesn’t even try, and he just picks her. And she’s always the one that everyone picks. For everything. And I try so hard and I’m never the one…
Maybe we just weren’t meant to be together. Maybe we just have to accept that and move on.
You know this sounds crazy, but… alcohol helps… or at least it helps me.
You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won’t make sense.
Why do I always have to be ____ bait?
Urmm… oh, I’m so sorry. Ok. Now what’s the story?
That’s because she doesn’t trust you, and honestly, neither do I.
It’s just, as her best friend, it is my duty to warn her when she’s making a giant mistake, right? And now she’s taking ____’s side on everything.
Yeah, then you poured Grams another shot and she told you about the aliens.
Yeah. Well I know what you felt, ____, because even if just a little tiny piece of you felt for me what I was starting to feel for you you wouldn’t have walked away, and I don’t hate you for that. I don’t hate you for mourning your _____, I don’t hate you for being the biggest jerk on the planet while doing so, and I accept your apology.
______ is an innocent, good person, who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.
I got the other brother, hope you don’t mind.
Well, no friendship is perfect.
I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.
_____ used to be way more fun. And I`m saying that with complete sensitivity.
Does it look like I do dishes?
Until this is all over, there is no us.
He’s _____. Like a cockroach. Always survives.
I know. I just wish it didn’t always have to be you.
That is because I’m polite, not pregnant.
Goodie! More amends! Drinks will help. Strong ones.
If ____ dies, are you going to start peeing on fire hydrants again?
But you have an accent! Anything you say is automatically fascinating.
I can’t…I can’t do worse, okay? I shouldn’t have to.
Let me summarize them for you. You’re a dick.
Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
The bad news is that when this happened to ______ we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there’s normally good news.
I can be bitter, party of one.
It felt really good to kiss him. So, then, I kind of, sort of… had sex with him.
How am I the only person on the planet who’s not having scandalous sex?
Don’t worry I sanitized it.
Whenever anyone tells me I can’t do something, I prove them wrong.
I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can’t I just kill her?
You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you
Yes, a date like to a movie where we don’t have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.
This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we’re having sex.
It doesn’t matter how many times I dance with him. I love you.
I’m too smart to be seduced by you.
I’d rather die of thirst, but thanks!
Just because I talk a lot doesn’t mean I always know what I’m talking about.
Everyone needs to stop kissing me!
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