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[emsrawrssum-blog]

taylorkitcsh:

You know, usually I’m all for going out and getting anything that’s alcohol related. But… today is Lazy Day and I already have plans of sitting down and doing nothing. You did make it back in time to pack your stuff and join us for the camping trip going on this weekend. 

Apparently it’s Lazy Day and no one told me! I feel pretty stupid right now, walked right into that one. And now I’ll not find anyone to get drunk with, shoot. And it’s so cute how excited everyone is for that camping trip. I’ll probably look like a maniac, my hair will become a mass murderer and I might scream when there’s spiders involved. But, hell yes, I think is the right phrase - I am coming! Also hi, I’m Emmy, I don’t think we’ve talked yet?

[vancityryan]

We’ve been filming Deadpool 2 for a while now which is already intense, but just in these past few days alone, Cable became my new dad, Domino almost stole my wife, and I stopped being able to tell where reality starts and where fantasy ends. Either the scar makeup is sinking into my skin and slowly eating my brain cells, or I need more sleep, which is impossible to come by these days in my own hell. I’m so fucking tired. These are the horrors I put up with to be able to wear a big red body condom. How’s the fort holding up back home? Almost ten percent more peaceful without Deadpool there to blow your pretty brains out with words, isn’t it? That’s what my conscience is telling me, at least.

[emsrawrssum-blog]

What do you mean you can’t sleep? I mean, condom or no condom, after a day of being the most annoying asshat the world over, sleep has to be easy to come by, right? Or are you guys doing night shoots all the time? I couldn’t do it. Go so long without sleep I mean. I love sleep, if I could, I’d marry sleep and if I don’t get 8 hours of it every night, you really don’t want to meet me in the morning. Oh, uhm, sorry. I’m Emmy and I just totally babbled all over you. I’m sort of new in town, little over a week now. And I honestly loved Deadpool, which is why I seem to have trouble shutting up right now. Sorry? 

[emsrawrssum-blog]

jessieszohr:

You’ve earned the break, girl!

Yes, yes I have. And so have you, actually. How fitting that it’s apparently lazy day around here. Which is a thing the world should have a lot more of.

[emsrawrssum-blog]

butlergerry:

It’s lazy day today, and you’re trying to get people to come out of the house and do something…? Although it would be a good day to get smoothies, since they’re probably half off right now. I don’t blame you for saying screw you to work, although congratulations on the premiere date, that’s exciting! Are you going to be going on the big camping trip starting tomorrow?

It is what today? Wait, oh shit, is that what I read about in the ... well good going, Rossum. Of course no one is going to come do dirty smoothie day with you then. And absolutely! I cannot remember the last time I went camping, so I might scream in the middle of the night if something comes crawling into my sleeping bag, but yup, I am absolutely going to be there. You, too, then, I take it? Maybe I should camp out on my balcony tonight, get used to the feeling so I don’t make a total butt out of myself tomorrow. So, alcohol smoothie, Ger? Pleeease?

[butlergerry]

butlergerry: Way back in 2004, one of us was youthful, spritely, fresh-faced, had the whole world at their feet, so much in store, and dressed to the nines… and the other one was @emsrawrssum. #throwbackthursday

[leighmeester-blog1]

Moving house with a two year old is officially the hardest thing a person can do. I’m calling it. I love her more than life but, man, is she brutally honest. She toddled her way into the kitchen, took one look at all the boxes and instantly said I should probably clean up my mess. Once she was done in there, she made her way to the living room to start emptying some boxes in there. I thought it was the cutest thing ever because she was helping me unpack but nope. Turns out she was looking for a barbie doll. She found it, left the mess on the floor, then proceeded to run around shouting “Messy” at the top of her voice. Is this considered a “terrible two” stage? She’s only been two for a week, I’m scared. Anyway, I’m Leighton. From what I’ve seen of it, this town is beautiful and I’m in love. You all have to recommend your favourite places. I want to hear all about the hot cool people spots!

[emsrawrssum-blog]

Is that who I think it is? The craziest face of the New York Social Scene - right after me obviously? Oh my god, Leigh?! What are you doing here? This is so great, ha!

Can’t really recommend anything yet, though if you need something ti survive your kid with, I hear Sweet Tooth is great. Was it called Sweet Tooth? Gosh, I’m still so new myself I cannot remember. But yay, you’re here! Both of you! Where did you move to?

[emsrawrssum-blog]

The second the airdate for the new season is announced, the world flips into chaos. Phew, I think I just worked for 4 days straight. I hope that I didn’t miss anything important? First order of business? Sun and some smoothies, potentially the adult kind. Does anyone want some? Oh and screw work for the next few days!

[usergallaghers]

[emsrawrssum-blog]

butlergerry:

Wait, wait, wait, you actually just ruined hell for me. I was all excited about being Lord of the Underworld and ruling this place, and then you reminded me that the president is someday going to be down here, and now I’m thinking about putting myself into purgatory and just floating around aimlessly forever, escape ever having to see him. Unless we can send him to purgatory, because the fluffy hugs do sound nice, too. We’ll work on getting the crown, it just might take a little while, since my minions are busy taking over the world and what not. You know. Minion things. No. Nope, no, sorry, you’re still not getting the fishnets. Firstly because I am not shaving my legs, and secondly because just no. For all you know, it was yesterday, and for me, that’s ‘too long.’ But a lady never kisses and tells.

But you can rule him! You can make him dance the conga in a pink tutu with a lot of gays and trans people until he cries like a little bitch! How can that be ruining hell for you? You can make him do whatever you want! Stick him in purgatory, come on! And make him loose the hairpiece. And stuff his mouth with a giant dick, so we don’t have to hear him talk. Oh the ideas I have ... And treating him like that will make up for all the hugging that is going to happen. Thank god ... satan? Anyway, thank someone that sex is considered a sin anyway. Minion things. Obviously all I see is yellow things singing stuff about bananas now. Which does not sound very productive. Okay, okay, no fishnets for Emmy. I’ll pout for a bit, but I will probably get over it. Oh but Butler, you’re only considered a lady if you wear the fishnets ... plus you said “rusty” not “it’s been too long”.

[roman-hunt-blog]

Boo.

I was in Chicago for a bit, shooting Shameless, but I have returned to Bayview. And shit, my apartment needs to be dusted . . .

[emsrawrssum-blog]

I think I remember that ass, and that hair.

What are you doing here? You live here? Why didn’t you say anything the last few weeks? Oh whatever - this will be epic!

[emsrawrssum-blog]

ckpatton:

Alcohol brings people together. It’s a crazy kinda magic. Things look so much better when you’re drunk, let’s be real. For sure, my offer stands for whenever. So, we all good. Nice to meet ya too, Emmy. I’m Candice. I’ll be sure to say a real ‘hello’ when I’m back in Bayview.

Or apart. It’s either one way or another, hardly an in between. Alcohol is funny that way. And, uh, yes. Dammit, yes, the world is a great place when you’re drunk. And i look forward to the real hello. Do you know yet when you’ll be back in town?

[camonaghantrash]

YES! YES! can U hear me screaming????

[emsrawrssum-blog]

liamsworth:

i am very very proud indeed, good for you! and you can never go wrong with shower and tea. or a bath. with bubbles. those are hard to beat.

Thank you, thank you. All forms of worship in shape of presents or cake can be delivered right into my arms. Oh, a bath does sound nice. Whenever the next rainy day is coming up, I will be all over that.

[emsrawrssum-blog]

super old #tbt because living at a new place means going with tradition. and I lack the balls to lick anyone else as #mcm #mancandymonday for now. So it has to be you old man @butlergerry. forgive me and don’t forget about the fishnets.

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[emsrawrssum-blog]

roberttsemma:

Oh yeah well never happened to me but I’ve heard Britney Spears saying that it happened to her so I wouldn’t doubt a thing, you know. My sister is a cutie, she was at the beach then came home and even made me greasy food when I came back more than drunk but… It was such a great time, I know because now my hungover is gone and I have good memories, still. What about you?

Let’s be real, it’s Britney. The paps go a little crazy when it comes to her, which is pretty disgusting when you think about it. I mean she’s been through hell and back and she still does the best she can. Like, leave her be for crying out loud. Oh that sounds like the perfect sister to have! When is she coming back and can I borrow her? Kidding, kidding. I was actually really old lady-ish, was in bed by ten. That’s a little sad, I know.

[emsrawrssum-blog]

deltslea:

You’re right on that one – alcohol is normally what makes the suffering a little bit better, somehow. Even if we end up suffering more the next morning, if you catch my drift! It was, right? Getting to walk through and see what kind of work and effort goes into making that beer that we enjoy on a regular basis. You’re very welcome! And please, I’m not offended in the least, I’m actually more genuinely surprised when people (here in the States, at least) do know who I am! I do not blame you at all, I spent most of my day in bed or on the couch, lounging about and trying to work up the motivation to be human. Buuut. Worth it, right?

It’s just good to let go. Dunno about you, but I know I sometimes get so tangled up in my own thoughts and feelings, you need to put a whammy in there to make it stop. A double single malt usually does the trick. And then it’s worth the day in bed afterwards. Well you’re really brave anyway, making a different continent your home! Thankfully, you can sing everywhere. I wouldn’t know where I’d be if I couldn’t just sing whenever I felt like it. And so I guess your music production doesn’t have to happen in Australia. Do you fly back there often though? 

[emsrawrssum-blog]

butlergerry:

Besides the fact that I sit on a throne of hellfire? Yeah, I s'pose you’re right about that, they might be able to dig up some insider information. You’re probably not wrong about that assumption, sometimes you look around at the world that we’re living in and realize that we might just be in hell, after all. Do you need a crown and everything, or can you just assume the role, given that I’m able to align everything properly. Which I should be able to, given that I am, you know, the devil. Well, clearly we’re going to be sighing dramatically over the fact that we’re the Queen and King of Hell, does that count for something? You definitely screwed that one up, there’s no way that you’re going to get me into fishnets now, which is probably for the best, it wouldn’t be a very pretty sight. Of course I know what it means, I practically invented the term and I… plead the fifth on that one, thank you very much.

Exactly, how can anyone doubt that you’re involved with scheduling hell? So from where I’m standing, hell can’t be that shitty a place. I mean not just because of you, but because how much worse can it get, really? And in hell at least I get to punch Donald Trump on the nose, you know what I mean? In heaven it’s all about love and fluffy hugs which are great and I will demand them, even as queen of hell. But you need to take the edge off every now and again. Clouds have no edges, so there you go. Hmm, I guess the crown can wait. I mean in the long run, I think a crown would be appropriate. But I can do without one to start with. But if I forgo the crown completely, would that get me you in fishnets in exchange? Then again, getting you out of the fishnets is probably the more appealing option ... you plead the fifth? Hmm, it’s been too long, I can’t actually guess what that could mean. I still don’t believe that you’re rusty though.