this here is not singing

they/he. 30.

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[enbycrowly]

watching forged in fire and thinking "i wanna fuck that old man" every time david baker is the one testing the weapons

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[enbycrowly]

fucking dystopian that grocery stores have security guards now. if you don't want people committing butter heists make the butter less than $9. simple solution to an entirely you created problem galen weston!

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[james-wilsons-mommymilkers]

I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather

[quasi-normalcy]

"It's a time when LGBT people can be their authentic selves!" Uh, my authentic self wears an overcoat.

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

[podcastwizard]

easiest way to trick me into thinking a man is hot is put him in this get up

this post brought to you by the “bisexuals for poet blouses” gang

[fantabulisticity]

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[enbycrowly]

something about the way the tarot sequence books are written makes the world building feel present enough that i keep wanting to google things? caught myself going "i wonder what lord star did that was so bad, i should google it" before having a wait now moment

luckily, buttered oranges are real googleable things and i will be trying to make them at some point in the future

[fageleh]

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[enbycrowly]

i used to have debilitating social anxiety and then i got a job phone fundraising and it felt like torture at first but by the time i quit 3 years later i was so downright personable that now i can have a friendly chat with pretty much anyone about anything. alas the only way for talking to people to get less scary is to talk to people but if you buckle down and practice it ends up making life a hell of a lot easier

[enbycrowly]

someone should consider inventing a musculoskeletal system that doesn't hurt if they did they'd get my undying loyalty

[enbycrowly]

the geopolitics in the tarot sequence universe must be absolutely wild

[enbycrowly]

like, what impact did humans finding out about atlantis have on the cold war? the first sighting was by a soviet cosmonaut, did americans en masse think it was some sort of soviet plot at first? did the atlantean world war end the cold war? how the hell did atlanteans end up with nantucket without americans pitching a fit?