put on your records and regret me

She/her. i reblog stuff I like. free Palestine.

[unstill-deactivated20260502]

nothing makes me feel more alive than being insane about a little show

[wynsummers]

wait I just noticed Nicki wearing a fucking vip badge this is hilarious

hallucinating my dead lover and making sure he has proper access to my dressing room so he can scrawl names on my mirror in blood

[splattercabbage]

double subway wall armand because he's sparkly. so glad to see my king talking people off the cliff again <3333

[failchild]

i have to do stuff to get results

[reticent-vampire]

Armand and Daniel on their beheading date

[fay989]

It is sooooo diabolical for Armand to stalk Daniel and report back to Louis for 50 years just for Louis to giggle and bat his eyelashes and go “wait but what if we pretend we haven’t seen him since SF and invite him to interview us again while you pretend to be my maid” and Armand goes “sure babe but first let me steam my purple silk top and send the chef his favorite dessert recipe” like yeahhhh they’ve all been alive for too long and have completely lost their minds your honor

[lazy-ladybug]

dude is so excited to ruin everyone's night

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[alethialia]

At a time when Netflix is getting roundly criticized for forcing its shows to treat the audience like we have all of two brain cells to rub together, The Vampire Lestat is out here volleying everything from 70s gay references to 1700s Dutch Republic references at the speed of light while saying, "You don't get it? Well, that's a fucking you problem."

And I love that for us.

[nextchapter]

man imagine going 73 years thinking that blond bitch is going to come out any minute and expose your marriage built on lies only for your one-that-got-awaytionship from 50 years ago to return in leveled up gilf form and do it instead

[punkrock-bottom]

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

[dreamember]

Thanks for the pop-in. I'll see you next century.

[songstone]

This is what happened right?

[liebelesbe]

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

[liebelesbe]

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

[liebelesbe]

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer. /j

[nextchapter]

ohh i'm daniel molloy. i sold millions of copies of my best-selling novel. i'm a beast at bowling. i've got the french bengali smokeshow pinned against the wall. man fuck you

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[ldrloversblog]

Daniel calling Armand friendless and a shitty dad who abandons his kid